<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000</id><updated>2012-01-17T04:24:33.492-06:00</updated><category term='Funny Video'/><category term='News Video&apos;s'/><category term='Kids'/><category term='Nature'/><category term='Internet'/><category term='Using Your Brain'/><category term='Just Weird'/><category term='Technology'/><category term='&quot;AMBER ALERT&quot;'/><category term='Animal&apos;s'/><category term='Holiday'/><category term='Family'/><category term='Ooops'/><category term='Gadgets'/><category term='Exercise'/><category term='&quot;MONEY&quot;'/><category term='Not Using Their Brain'/><category term='FYI:'/><category term='Why?'/><category term='Oops'/><category term='Games'/><category term='Interesting'/><category term='Computers'/><category term='Vehicle'/><category term='U.S.A.'/><category term='&quot;SIGNS&quot;'/><category term='Food-Drink'/><category term='Love'/><category term='Pictures'/><category term='In the News'/><category term='&quot;A public service message&quot;'/><category term='Not Right'/><category term='THINK GREEN'/><category term='Sports'/><category term='Video'/><category term='Jokes'/><category term='Religion'/><category term='News Story'/><category term='Funny and More News'/><category term='Funny Stuff'/><category term='Funny Pictures'/><category term='&quot;Uncategorized&quot;'/><title type='text'>Funny &amp; More</title><subtitle type='html'>I post the stuff I find interesting or funny in one way or another for the family. 
You may not always agree, but hopefully you'll find enough you like here that you come back.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4686</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2696833481790979442</id><published>2010-03-15T14:02:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-15T17:23:40.104-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny and More News'/><title type='text'>I have decided to end Funny &amp; More</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I started blogging while I was all alone and depressed.&lt;br /&gt;My younger brother was away and I wasn’t talking to my older brother.&lt;br /&gt;Things has changed I am talking again with my older brother and my younger brother is back home.&lt;br /&gt;So to make a long story short it has been fun doing Funny and More.&lt;br /&gt;I want to thank everyone that read and commented.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;I don't have any plans for the site except to leave it active&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2696833481790979442?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2696833481790979442/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2696833481790979442' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2696833481790979442'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2696833481790979442'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/i-have-decided-to-end-funny-more.html' title='I have decided to end Funny &amp; More'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7808486199820392867</id><published>2010-03-11T13:35:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T13:37:43.192-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vehicle'/><title type='text'>Clamper van got clamped and towed... priceless!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5lGNm744jI/AAAAAAAAlug/WDEsAwPWZWg/s1600-h/CLAMPING_4_E09_SUBMITTED_jpg_display.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 225px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447462423885308466" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5lGNm744jI/AAAAAAAAlug/WDEsAwPWZWg/s400/CLAMPING_4_E09_SUBMITTED_jpg_display.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;For many motorists, these pictures of a prolific wheel-clamping firm’s van being clamped for having no road tax will be regarded as poetic justice.&lt;br /&gt;An employee of Southend-based LBS Enforcement, which has demanded substantial payment from hapless motorists across the region, got a taste of their own medicine.&lt;br /&gt;Southend Council spotted the car and swooped. The vehicle was clamped, towed away and impounded.&lt;br /&gt;As it happened, an LBS tow truck arrived on the scene...seemingly just too late to save its own vehicle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5lGNVJSLoI/AAAAAAAAluY/hw-SNn9qVjA/s1600-h/CLAMPING-1_E09_SUBMITTED_jpg_display.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 225px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447462419109654146" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5lGNVJSLoI/AAAAAAAAluY/hw-SNn9qVjA/s400/CLAMPING-1_E09_SUBMITTED_jpg_display.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7808486199820392867?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7808486199820392867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7808486199820392867' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7808486199820392867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7808486199820392867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/clamper-van-got-clamped-and-towed.html' title='Clamper van got clamped and towed... priceless!'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5lGNm744jI/AAAAAAAAlug/WDEsAwPWZWg/s72-c/CLAMPING_4_E09_SUBMITTED_jpg_display.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-213754654640411066</id><published>2010-03-09T18:14:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-09T18:17:50.905-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>That's an Ugly Little Rascal</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5bkaJ5-ZhI/AAAAAAAAlt4/s0eZqJ0IEHY/s1600-h/Rascal+ugliest+dog.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 240px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446791937338009106" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5bkaJ5-ZhI/AAAAAAAAlt4/s0eZqJ0IEHY/s320/Rascal+ugliest+dog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;An African sand dog named Rascal has won the Del Mar Fairgrounds Ugly Dog Contest at its first attempt.&lt;br /&gt;The toothless 7-year-old with a mohawk has received similar gongs at other shows before its winning turn at the 15th annual San Diego event.&lt;br /&gt;Owner Dane Andrew said: "I think he's the most handsome dog I've ever seen&lt;br /&gt;"People just say, 'Your dog is ugly'. So we just go with it and have fun with it. He's the best at what he does, I guess. He's ugly."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbQKgV0h3B4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VbQKgV0h3B4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-213754654640411066?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/213754654640411066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=213754654640411066' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/213754654640411066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/213754654640411066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/thats-ugly-little-rascal.html' title='That&apos;s an Ugly Little Rascal'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5bkaJ5-ZhI/AAAAAAAAlt4/s0eZqJ0IEHY/s72-c/Rascal+ugliest+dog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2877437768622884736</id><published>2010-03-08T17:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T17:53:22.754-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Rabbit walking on hind legs</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" 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Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2877437768622884736' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2877437768622884736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2877437768622884736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/rabbit-walking-on-hind-legs.html' title='Rabbit walking on hind legs'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4821540575096578402</id><published>2010-03-08T17:46:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T17:49:40.060-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>The Other Side</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5WM1qWtG3I/AAAAAAAAlto/vScI8PT-zh4/s1600-h/baabd0b2-12a5-11df-89c6-001cc4c03286_preview-300.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 300px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 238px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446414177904958322" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5WM1qWtG3I/AAAAAAAAlto/vScI8PT-zh4/s320/baabd0b2-12a5-11df-89c6-001cc4c03286_preview-300.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Bozeman Police Officer Marek Ziegler was called to Van's IGA last Friday night to check on a shoplifting report.&lt;br /&gt;The 33-year-old officer has been on the Bozeman force for three years. He is a K-9 handler and works nights, from about 9 p.m. to 7 a.m.&lt;br /&gt;When he got to the grocery store on North Seventh Avenue, employees told Ziegler that a 32-year-old man had stuffed food and "pens, pencils, maybe markers, things for his kids" into his coat.&lt;br /&gt;The officer arrested the man, cited him for theft and then released him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_1e2b7ec4-1276-11df-9740-001cc4c03286.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;But the story didn't end there.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4821540575096578402?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4821540575096578402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=4821540575096578402' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4821540575096578402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4821540575096578402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/other-side.html' title='The Other Side'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5WM1qWtG3I/AAAAAAAAlto/vScI8PT-zh4/s72-c/baabd0b2-12a5-11df-89c6-001cc4c03286_preview-300.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3581209166445256462</id><published>2010-03-08T17:41:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T17:45:51.707-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FYI:'/><title type='text'>Left-Handed People</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;Benjamin Franklin&lt;br /&gt;Nelson Rockefeller&lt;br /&gt;Thomas Jefferson&lt;br /&gt;Herbert Hoover&lt;br /&gt;Napoleon Bonaparte&lt;br /&gt;Harry Truman&lt;br /&gt;Julius Ceasar&lt;br /&gt;Gerald Ford&lt;br /&gt;Winston Churchhill       &lt;br /&gt;Sam Adams&lt;br /&gt;Jon of Arc        &lt;br /&gt;Fidel Castro&lt;br /&gt;Otto Von Bismarck                   &lt;br /&gt;Bob Dole&lt;br /&gt;Charlemagne                                                 &lt;br /&gt;John McCain&lt;br /&gt;Alexander the Great                                                    &lt;br /&gt;Steve Forbes&lt;br /&gt;Da Vinci (cross dominance)&lt;br /&gt;Michelangelo (CD)&lt;br /&gt;Ross Perot                                                                           &lt;br /&gt;Mahatma Gandhi  (CD)&lt;br /&gt;Robert S. McNamara                                                   &lt;br /&gt;Horatio Nelson&lt;br /&gt;Edgar Hoover                                                                         &lt;br /&gt;Benjamin Netanyahu&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3581209166445256462?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/3581209166445256462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=3581209166445256462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3581209166445256462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3581209166445256462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/left-handed-people.html' title='Left-Handed People'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-9056540243222502853</id><published>2010-03-08T17:39:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T17:40:39.851-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>90-year-old Grandma takes on the rapids</title><content type='html'>A woman in Linlithgow, Scotland, said she celebrated her 90th birthday by going white-water rafting down the rapids of the River Tay.&lt;br /&gt;Gean Hodsdon said she decided to dare the rapids for her birthday Friday after her doctor nixed her initial plans to go skydiving to honor the fact she was turning 90.&lt;br /&gt;"It was great fun and quite an eye-opener. I didn't realize how much safety gear I would have to put on," Hodsdon said of her birthday adventure.&lt;br /&gt;"I like the water normally but this wasn't very peaceful."&lt;br /&gt;Hodsdon, who resides in a nursing home when she isn't daring the rapids of an icy river, said she chose to enjoy an adventurous birthday because the alternative was simply too "tame."&lt;br /&gt;"I don't feel like I'm 90 although my body does. I thought just having a birthday party would be a bit tame," the daring grandmother said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-9056540243222502853?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/9056540243222502853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=9056540243222502853' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/9056540243222502853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/9056540243222502853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/90-year-old-grandma-takes-on-rapids.html' title='90-year-old Grandma takes on the rapids'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2585300870327830125</id><published>2010-03-08T17:38:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T17:38:50.796-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vehicle'/><title type='text'>The oldest trick in the world using a motorcycle</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-cM9S2AzU28&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-cM9S2AzU28&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2585300870327830125?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2585300870327830125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2585300870327830125' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2585300870327830125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2585300870327830125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/oldest-trick-in-world-using-motorcycle.html' title='The oldest trick in the world using a motorcycle'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4921269181871838516</id><published>2010-03-08T17:35:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-08T17:37:17.231-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;MONEY&quot;'/><title type='text'>11-year-old buys beach front mansions worth a pricey $44,000,000</title><content type='html'>Even by the standards of a city that celebrates extravagance, it was a spectacular shopping spree: In just two weeks an 11-year-old boy from Azerbaijan became the owner of nine waterfront mansions.&lt;br /&gt;The total price tag: about $44 million -- &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/04/AR2010030405390.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;or roughly 10,000 years' worth of salary for the average citizen of Azerbaijan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; But the preteen who owns a big chunk of some of Dubai's priciest real estate seems to be anything but average.&lt;br /&gt;His name, according to Dubai Land Department records, is Heydar Aliyev, which just happens to be the same name as that of the son of Azerbaijan's president, Ilham Aliyev. The owner's date of birth, listed in property records, is also the same as that of the president's son.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4921269181871838516?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4921269181871838516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=4921269181871838516' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4921269181871838516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4921269181871838516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/11-year-old-buys-beach-front-mansions.html' title='11-year-old buys beach front mansions worth a pricey $44,000,000'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1939634527589460615</id><published>2010-03-06T13:18:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-06T13:21:21.562-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>6-Year-Old Suspended for Making Gun with Hand</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KquZVLHcI/AAAAAAAAls4/OFYuCO3LciU/s1600-h/hand+gun.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 173px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445602613494750658" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KquZVLHcI/AAAAAAAAls4/OFYuCO3LciU/s320/hand+gun.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A Michigan boy reportedly has been suspended from school for curling his hand into the shape of a gun and pointing it at another student.&lt;br /&gt;Erin Jammer, said her son, Mason, was just playing around when he made the gesture.&lt;br /&gt;"I do think it's harsh for a six-year-old. He's six and he just likes to play. Maybe what you could do is take his recess away. He's only six and he doesn't understand any of this," Erin Jammer said.&lt;br /&gt;But officials at Jefferson Elementary School said the behavior made other students uncomfortable, and they suspended Mason for the remainder of the week.&lt;br /&gt;School officials said Mason had &lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588183,00.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;been warned repeatedly against pretending to aim his hand at students but continued the behavior over several months.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Jammer told the paper her son isn't violent and doesn’t have toy guns at home. She suggested a less harsh punishment, like taking Mason’s recess away, might be more effective in teaching him not to make a gun with his hand.&lt;br /&gt;"He's only six and he doesn't understand any of this," she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1939634527589460615?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1939634527589460615/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1939634527589460615' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1939634527589460615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1939634527589460615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/6-year-old-suspended-for-making-gun.html' title='6-Year-Old Suspended for Making Gun with Hand'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KquZVLHcI/AAAAAAAAls4/OFYuCO3LciU/s72-c/hand+gun.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-904802272115340049</id><published>2010-03-06T13:14:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-06T13:16:25.040-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='U.S.A.'/><title type='text'>Navy Captain Demoted After Warship Drag Race Surfaced</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KpvcZJL_I/AAAAAAAAlsw/Dqf6FQTl44M/s1600-h/2_61_320.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 240px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445601531984949234" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KpvcZJL_I/AAAAAAAAlsw/Dqf6FQTl44M/s320/2_61_320.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A Navy captain was demoted because she berated and assaulted her crew, not because she led her guided missile cruiser on a drag-race with another U.S. warship in the Pacific, an investigation shows.&lt;br /&gt;Capt. Holly Graf was relieved of her command of the cruiser &lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588103,00.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;USS Cowpens&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; after an investigation substantiated crew allegations that she was abusive and used her position for personal gain, naval officials said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-904802272115340049?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/904802272115340049/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=904802272115340049' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/904802272115340049'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/904802272115340049'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/navy-captain-demoted-after-warship-drag.html' title='Navy Captain Demoted After Warship Drag Race Surfaced'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KpvcZJL_I/AAAAAAAAlsw/Dqf6FQTl44M/s72-c/2_61_320.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6053264590477901195</id><published>2010-03-06T13:10:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-06T13:14:01.112-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Frosty the cat survives</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KoyBSt8cI/AAAAAAAAlso/wWXmzEr3QzM/s1600-h/Ice+Kitty.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 195px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445600476738220482" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KoyBSt8cI/AAAAAAAAlso/wWXmzEr3QzM/s320/Ice+Kitty.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A lucky cat has survived after being trapped for four weeks in a chilled food warehouse - by eating frozen peas.&lt;br /&gt;The feline managed to survive temperatures of -2C (-28F) for a month in the warehouse before it was finally rescued by the RSPCA.&lt;br /&gt;The 12-month-old black and white tabby cat, who has been nicknamed &lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;'Frosty'&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by RSPCA staff, is believed to have survived by eating frozen peas and licking moisture off icy food packets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6053264590477901195?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6053264590477901195/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6053264590477901195' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6053264590477901195'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6053264590477901195'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/frosty-cat-survives.html' title='Frosty the cat survives'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5KoyBSt8cI/AAAAAAAAlso/wWXmzEr3QzM/s72-c/Ice+Kitty.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2024346407716847415</id><published>2010-03-04T15:44:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-04T15:48:44.891-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Not Using Their Brain'/><title type='text'>Child 'directed NY airport jets'</title><content type='html'>US officials are investigating how a child was apparently allowed to direct planes at New York's JFK airport - one of the country's busiest.&lt;br /&gt;The probe comes after an audiotape caught the boy directing several pilots preparing for take-off last month.&lt;br /&gt;In one exchange, the boy is heard saying: "JetBlue 171 contact departure." The pilot responds: "Over to departure JetBlue 171, awesome job."&lt;br /&gt;The boy was apparently with his father - a certified air traffic controller.&lt;br /&gt;The adult is later heard saying with a laugh: "That's what you get, guys, when the kids are out of school."&lt;br /&gt;In another exchange, the child says: "MS 4-0-3, contact departure," and then adds: "Adios, amigo."&lt;br /&gt;The pilot responds: "Adios, amigo."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8547875.stm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The pilots on the tape appear to be not concerned that a child is giving them instructions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The incident happened on 17 February, when many New York pupils were on a week-long break.&lt;br /&gt;The age and name of the child and the adult on the audiotape were not immediately known.&lt;br /&gt;'Not indicative' incident&lt;br /&gt;The Federal Aviation Administration said in a statement: "Pending the outcome of our investigation, the employees involved in this incident are not controlling air traffic.&lt;br /&gt;"This behavior is not acceptable and does not demonstrate the kind of professionalism expected from all FAA employees."&lt;br /&gt;The agency did not give any further details.&lt;br /&gt;The National Air Traffic Controllers Association said the incident was "not indicative of the highest professional standards that controllers set for themselves and exceed each and every day in the advancement of aviation safely".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fW7JmZmsluM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fW7JmZmsluM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2024346407716847415?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2024346407716847415/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2024346407716847415' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2024346407716847415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2024346407716847415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/child-directed-ny-airport-jets.html' title='Child &apos;directed NY airport jets&apos;'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-480061132235642577</id><published>2010-03-04T15:38:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-04T15:42:39.013-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>'Smoking Killed Me' displayed on hearse</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5AolBV_QSI/AAAAAAAAlrw/m2s8-3tz340/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444896565971861794" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5AolBV_QSI/AAAAAAAAlrw/m2s8-3tz340/s200/untitled.bmp" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Funeral directors in Dover, England said they carried out the last wish of a British man who died from emphysema by placing signs on his hearse reading: "Smoking Killed Me."&lt;br /&gt;Paul Sullivan of Sullivan and Sons Funeral Directors said Albert "Dick" Whittamore, who died at age 85, was buried Tuesday in Dover, England, after a procession through town with signs on the hearse bearing the longtime smoker's final message.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Although he had reached the age of 85,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; he had been suffering for a while and wanted to do his bit to warn others about smoking," Sullivan said. "He specified that that's what he wanted in his will. We gave it some thought but after a while we decided that that's what he had requested."&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dick had emphysema,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; which is a lung condition caused by smoking which results in people struggling for breath," a Quit spokesman said. "Dick is sending out a strong message to smokers as he doesn't want others to suffer."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-480061132235642577?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/480061132235642577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=480061132235642577' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/480061132235642577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/480061132235642577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/smoking-killed-me-displayed-on-hearse.html' title='&apos;Smoking Killed Me&apos; displayed on hearse'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5AolBV_QSI/AAAAAAAAlrw/m2s8-3tz340/s72-c/untitled.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-9092391883120499532</id><published>2010-03-04T15:32:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-04T15:35:38.939-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Workers lost their jobs for jaywalking</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5Am-hshm_I/AAAAAAAAlro/qixEv5HFAO4/s1600-h/110_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 154px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444894805129796594" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5Am-hshm_I/AAAAAAAAlro/qixEv5HFAO4/s200/110_1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Some of the more than 40 workers in Detroit were given termination papers from a Detroit construction site said they were fired as a consequence of jaywalking.&lt;br /&gt;The workers, who asked not to be identified, said they were contractors at the Marathon Oil Refinery site until bosses handed down termination notices for crossing a public street in front of the site without using the crosswalk,&lt;br /&gt;"I was floored. I was in awe. I couldn't believe I got terminated over it," one worker said.&lt;br /&gt;Marathon officials said the &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;workers had recently been specifically instructed to use the crosswalk during a recent safety meeting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;"The workers were well aware of the need to follow the rules and procedures. Some, of reasons unknown, decided to take their lives in their own hands," spokeswoman Chris Fox said.&lt;br /&gt;The company said the workers were suspended for 90 days, but the contractors said they were terminated and their papers specify they are &lt;a href="http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/03/02/Workers-laid-off-for-jaywalking/UPI-74661267567546/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"not eligible for rehire." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It could possibly be a way to cut down the workforce and not want to pay unemployment. That would be the best way," one of the workers theorized.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-9092391883120499532?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/9092391883120499532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=9092391883120499532' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/9092391883120499532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/9092391883120499532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/workers-lost-their-jobs-for-jaywalking.html' title='Workers lost their jobs for jaywalking'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S5Am-hshm_I/AAAAAAAAlro/qixEv5HFAO4/s72-c/110_1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2224229670437806716</id><published>2010-03-03T18:42:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T18:44:46.648-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Dog's birthday</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S48CVzSPPWI/AAAAAAAAlq4/RW4Deh_G14g/s1600-h/dog_birthday.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 350px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444573048081431906" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S48CVzSPPWI/AAAAAAAAlq4/RW4Deh_G14g/s400/dog_birthday.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2224229670437806716?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2224229670437806716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2224229670437806716' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2224229670437806716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2224229670437806716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/dogs-birthday.html' title='Dog&apos;s birthday'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S48CVzSPPWI/AAAAAAAAlq4/RW4Deh_G14g/s72-c/dog_birthday.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4227540152756500189</id><published>2010-03-03T18:31:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T18:41:07.312-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vehicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food-Drink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><title type='text'>Pizza delivery</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S48BennqdVI/AAAAAAAAlqw/-ZgrLbhnITk/s1600-h/pizza_delivery.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 259px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444572100057265490" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S48BennqdVI/AAAAAAAAlqw/-ZgrLbhnITk/s400/pizza_delivery.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4227540152756500189?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4227540152756500189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=4227540152756500189' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4227540152756500189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4227540152756500189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/pizza-delivery.html' title='Pizza delivery'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S48BennqdVI/AAAAAAAAlqw/-ZgrLbhnITk/s72-c/pizza_delivery.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-16742557629784629</id><published>2010-03-03T18:27:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-03T18:30:23.562-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>The Odd Couple</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S47-gO0ifCI/AAAAAAAAlqo/1LqDtC7Ox1c/s1600-h/dog_cheetah.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 297px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444568829225237538" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S47-gO0ifCI/AAAAAAAAlqo/1LqDtC7Ox1c/s400/dog_cheetah.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Wildlife Safari in Winston, Ore has rare animals from across the globe - like rhinos, lions and even an Anatolian Shepherd.&lt;br /&gt;And the rare thing about the Anatolian Shepherd female at Wildlife Safari is not her breed, but her roommate - who just happens to be the fastest predator on earth.&lt;br /&gt;"It's a very popular question of why we have a dog and a cheetah out there and it's a common practice that a lot of institutions across the United States are doing right now in an effort to tell this very conservation story," said Dan Brands, Curator at Wildlife Safari.&lt;br /&gt;As a single birth cheetah cub, Sanurra was abandoned by her mother, which opened the door for these two to be brought together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.katu.com/outdoors/featured/85719717.html?"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"Rather than let Sanurra grow up alone we were able to bring in a dog as a sibling, basically like her sister&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, and they have been together ever since," said Sarah Roy, cheetah supervisor at Wildlife Safari.&lt;br /&gt;This odd pairing was no accident, as an Anatolian Shepherd is very protective and that natural instinct could be the key to saving the wild cheetah population.&lt;br /&gt;"Anatolians will be like that no matter how they are raised, whether it's with goats or whether it's cattle. So the farmers get these dogs as puppies and a big barking dog is plenty to keep a cheetah away from their livestock. And in turn, farmers are shooting less cheetahs because right now they are a shoot-on-sight animal," said Roy.&lt;br /&gt;While these roommates may be considered the odd couple at Wildlife Safari, caretakers says it's like nothing they've ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;"When we take the dog for her daily walk, the cheetah sits on her house and waits for the dog to come back and if we take Sanurra down to the village for the day, Ellie cries and whines for her cheetah to come back, so they do miss each other," said Roy.&lt;br /&gt;That type of bond could change the road ahead for cheetahs in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-16742557629784629?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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/&gt;“I have been interested in the Cathay Pacific cargo plane as it is so large I can't comprehend the skill and talent it must take in landing it here”&lt;br /&gt;Rosemary Bate&lt;br /&gt;Captain John Rands welcomed Ms Bate on board the plane before it headed to Hong Kong.&lt;br /&gt;Ms Bate said she never even expected a reply from the airport.&lt;br /&gt;"I have actually never been on a plane in my whole life so I really enjoy coming to the airport at the weekend for the excitement of seeing the aircraft take off and land," she said.&lt;br /&gt;"I have been interested in the Cathay Pacific cargo plane as it is so large I can't comprehend the skill and talent it must take in landing it here.&lt;br /&gt;"I have felt like an excitable child at the thought of having a look around the aircraft today, it really has made my dreams come true."&lt;br /&gt;Andrew Cornish, Manchester Airport's Managing Director, said Ms Bate's was a "particularly unusual request".&lt;br /&gt;"I am very pleased we were able to fix it so Mrs. Bate got to live out her dream and I'm glad that she enjoyed it," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Rosemary Bate was on cloud nine when she got to go on board her favorite aircraft.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y9PJkXnx7Is&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y9PJkXnx7Is&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2241823604631542947?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2241823604631542947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2241823604631542947' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2241823604631542947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2241823604631542947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/plane-enthusiasts-dream-date.html' title='Plane enthusiast&apos;s dream date'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3982147180601451559</id><published>2010-03-02T12:59:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-02T13:01:31.132-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Man drives car while 'walking' dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S41gJbARA8I/AAAAAAAAlqQ/k4ij5Z8mmgY/s1600-h/fat_american_walking_dog_from_car.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 270px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444113239544759234" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S41gJbARA8I/AAAAAAAAlqQ/k4ij5Z8mmgY/s400/fat_american_walking_dog_from_car.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A County Durham man Paul Railton, 23, of Annfield Plain caught walking his lurcher through the window of his moving car has lost his license.&lt;br /&gt;Railton, admitted breaching two counts of the Road Traffic Act, at Consett Magistrates Court on Monday.&lt;br /&gt;In mitigation, his solicitor, Paul Donoghue, said: &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8544298.stm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"He accepts it was a silly thing to do, just out of pure laziness."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3982147180601451559?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' 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height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S41gJbARA8I/AAAAAAAAlqQ/k4ij5Z8mmgY/s72-c/fat_american_walking_dog_from_car.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6216723385391690416</id><published>2010-03-01T17:26:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T17:28:06.142-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;SIGNS&quot;'/><title type='text'>Just Signs</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4xNUZsv05I/AAAAAAAAloo/l0H7Fr2H_cg/s1600-h/Please.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 289px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443811062475379602" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4xNUZsv05I/AAAAAAAAloo/l0H7Fr2H_cg/s400/Please.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4xNUPiiGsI/AAAAAAAAlog/NveJ7ju_yR8/s1600-h/dont_be_a_space_invader_sign.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443811059748182722" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4xNUPiiGsI/AAAAAAAAlog/NveJ7ju_yR8/s400/dont_be_a_space_invader_sign.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4xNT8snriI/AAAAAAAAloY/YSvdg-YaCfk/s1600-h/do_not_empty_your_dog.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 314px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443811054690217506" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4xNT8snriI/AAAAAAAAloY/YSvdg-YaCfk/s400/do_not_empty_your_dog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6216723385391690416?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6216723385391690416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6216723385391690416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6216723385391690416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6216723385391690416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/just-signs.html' title='Just Signs'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4xNUZsv05I/AAAAAAAAloo/l0H7Fr2H_cg/s72-c/Please.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2136548916261657099</id><published>2010-03-01T13:46:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T13:47:22.934-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Come and Get Us</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Thieves mistakenly dialed 911 and gave their location away&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police in Daytona Beach Florida says two teenagers are facing charges after 911 dispatchers heard them talking about breaking into cars when one teen’s cell phone accidentally called 911 during a heist.&lt;br /&gt;Daytona Beach police say 19-year-old Stefanie Vargas and a 13-year-old boy are charged with burglary to a conveyance.&lt;br /&gt;Police spokesman Jimmie Flynt says dispatchers listened as the pair discussed what was worth taking while rummaging though a vehicle parked near a Daytona Beach nightclub early Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;Officers went to the area and spotted the boy inside a vehicle. A police report says the pair tried to flee in a sport utility vehicle driven by Vargas. The report says both admitted to the robbery.&lt;br /&gt;It’s unclear how the number got dialed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2136548916261657099?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2136548916261657099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2136548916261657099' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2136548916261657099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2136548916261657099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/come-and-get-us.html' title='Come and Get Us'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2411962607297731486</id><published>2010-03-01T13:38:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T13:44:13.195-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food-Drink'/><title type='text'>Bakery voluntarily recalls lemon Girl Scout cookies</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4wXwfSvMFI/AAAAAAAAlnw/t0BvMJXcGA4/s1600-h/LCC_Front_Center.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 350px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 350px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443752171385335890" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4wXwfSvMFI/AAAAAAAAlnw/t0BvMJXcGA4/s400/LCC_Front_Center.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;They promise to entice the senses with a "hint of cinnamon-ginger spice" and a "refreshingly zesty lemon crème filling," but some batches of Lemon Chalet Crème Girl Scout cookies didn't quite turn out that way.&lt;br /&gt;A Kentucky bakery that makes the cookies pulled some batches Thursday after about a dozen people complained of a foul smell and taste.&lt;br /&gt;Little Brownie Bakers in Louisville, one of two bakeries in the U.S. that makes Girl Scout cookies, said Friday no one has gotten sick from the stinky, bad-tasting cookies sold in 24 states, and they are safe to eat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100226/ap_on_bi_ge/us_scouts_bad_cookies?haveaseatoverthere"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The problem is caused by a breakdown of oils in the cookies,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;the bakery said on its Web site.&lt;br /&gt;The cookies were distributed in Alabama, California, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, North Carolina, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin and the District of Columbia.&lt;br /&gt;"We undertook a thorough investigation and determined that while the cookies are safe for customers to eat, they are not up to our quality standards," bakery spokeswoman Susanne Norwitz said in an e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;A telephone call to the New York headquarters of Girl Scouts of America went unanswered. A message said the office was closed because of the snowstorm in the Northeast. An e-mail sent through the Web site was not immediately returned.&lt;br /&gt;More than 30 different Girl Scout councils in the affected areas received the cookies, Norwitz said. The bakery contacted each council directly, she said.&lt;br /&gt;The bakery still doesn't know why the oils broke down, she said.&lt;br /&gt;Don Davis, vice president and general manager of manufacturer Little Brownie Bakers, said the cookies involved were distributed from a Louisville warehouse.&lt;br /&gt;Customers who have purchased affected cookies can call their local Girl Scout council or (800) 962-1718. A message at that number said customers may receive a coupon for "a Keebler free product refund."&lt;br /&gt;The affected batches have the following lot codes, located on the bottom of each cookie box and on the brown cases: 7455881, 7455882, 7455883, 7456741, 7456742, 7456743, 7457661, 7457662, 7457663, 7458521, 7458522, 7458523, 7459401, 7459402 and 7459403.&lt;br /&gt;The other bakery that makes Girl Scout Cookies is ABC Bakers, a subsidiary of Interbake Foods LLC of Richmond, Va.&lt;br /&gt;On the ABC Bakers Web site, the bakery said there were "no quality issues" with its version of a lemon-flavored cookie called the Lemonade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2411962607297731486?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4wXwfSvMFI/AAAAAAAAlnw/t0BvMJXcGA4/s72-c/LCC_Front_Center.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6843229704511546357</id><published>2010-03-01T13:21:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T13:22:37.800-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Catching Some Z’s</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4wT4xc2JKI/AAAAAAAAlng/xTPjx3ftXUU/s1600-h/catching-some-zs.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6843229704511546357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/catching-some-zs.html' title='Catching Some Z’s'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4wT4xc2JKI/AAAAAAAAlng/xTPjx3ftXUU/s72-c/catching-some-zs.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1594513717433219506</id><published>2010-03-01T13:19:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T13:20:53.261-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Baby Orangutan</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Elmo, the 4 day-old Borneo Orangutan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4o6sT2xxUZc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4o6sT2xxUZc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1594513717433219506?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1594513717433219506/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1594513717433219506' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1594513717433219506'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1594513717433219506'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/baby-orangutan.html' title='Baby Orangutan'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4088419065853008095</id><published>2010-03-01T13:17:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T13:18:40.972-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>No ifs, ands or buts about it. .</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;D.C. hospital fires 11 nurses, 5 staffers for snowstorm absences&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;The District's largest private hospital has fired 11 nurses and five support staff members who failed to make it to work &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/27/AR2010022703793.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;during the back-to-back snowstorms that paralyzed the region&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; earlier this month.&lt;br /&gt;Dozens of staff members at Washington Hospital Center face internal investigations, union representatives say, and it is unclear how many employees will lose their jobs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4088419065853008095?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4088419065853008095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=4088419065853008095' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4088419065853008095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4088419065853008095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/03/no-ifs-ands-or-buts-about-it.html' title='No ifs, ands or buts about it. .'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-382121979732763856</id><published>2010-02-28T18:46:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-28T18:49:02.960-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Man Trying To Get Unemployment</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4sOcS8wojI/AAAAAAAAlnY/2WBO288mWfM/s1600-h/verizon.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 207px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443460453893186098" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4sOcS8wojI/AAAAAAAAlnY/2WBO288mWfM/s320/verizon.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A man spent so much time on hold with a state unemployment agency trying to claim his benefits that he racked up a $700 cell phone bill.&lt;br /&gt;Ernie Sanchez called the New Mexico Department of Workforce Solutions, a government-run unemployment relief agency over a thousand times trying to get his unemployment money to cover his basic needs, but could not seem to get through. Now, he has to use almost all of the benefits to pay his Verizon bill. "It's almost the same amount for two weeks of benefits that I was trying to get," Sanchez said.&lt;br /&gt;"The bill shows Sanchez made &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1,114 calls to the unemployment office in one month.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; Some days, it took hundreds of calls to get through -- &lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/26/man-racks-up-giant-phone_n_478805.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;each call costing $0.45.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; When he would get through, he says he would be put on hold. One time, he was on hold for almost 3 1/2 hours." That one phone call cost Sanchez nearly $100.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-382121979732763856?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/382121979732763856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=382121979732763856' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/382121979732763856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/382121979732763856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/man-trying-to-get-unemployment.html' title='Man Trying To Get Unemployment'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4sOcS8wojI/AAAAAAAAlnY/2WBO288mWfM/s72-c/verizon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-8464375703975158137</id><published>2010-02-28T18:41:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-28T18:44:10.011-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Not Using Their Brain'/><title type='text'>Woman driver caught flossing teeth at 70mph on motorway</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4sNpi0Q43I/AAAAAAAAlnQ/loTPH-S1FQg/s1600-h/Flossing.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 256px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443459581979190130" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4sNpi0Q43I/AAAAAAAAlnQ/loTPH-S1FQg/s320/Flossing.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Traffic police spotted the driver, 36, on the M4 motorway using dental floss to clean her teeth in her rear view mirror.&lt;br /&gt;She was pulled over, lectured about careless driving and given a fixed penalty notice of £60.&lt;br /&gt;Police say it is the latest example of people risking lives for a moment of high-speed vanity.&lt;br /&gt;A spokesman said: "We've caught women applying lipstick, make-up and checking their hair in the mirror - and even men using an electric razor on their way to work.&lt;br /&gt;"But this is the first time we've seen someone flossing their teeth at the wheel. It was a quite bizarre sight.&lt;br /&gt;"It is particularly dangerous because you need to use both hands which clearly should be used to drive the car."&lt;br /&gt;Experienced traffic police often say some people's driving is mental - but one joked: "On this occasion it was dental."&lt;br /&gt;The woman was caught by Gwent Police near junction 24 of the M4 at Coldra, Newport, during an eight-day clampdown.&lt;br /&gt;Officers in an unmarked police car caught 57 drivers committing offences on a stretch of the M4.&lt;br /&gt;Only one was caught cleaning her teeth - and she accepted the fixed penalty fine instead of fighting the case.&lt;br /&gt;Other offences included driving without a seatbelt, using a mobile phone, vehicle defects and a learner driver towing a load.&lt;br /&gt;Inspector Lee Ford said: "It is very concerning that a number of drivers are driving irresponsibly and carelessly on our motorways.&lt;br /&gt;"The potential risks not only risk the safety of the driver involved but also other road users."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-8464375703975158137?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/8464375703975158137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=8464375703975158137' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8464375703975158137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8464375703975158137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/woman-driver-caught-flossing-teeth-at.html' title='Woman driver caught flossing teeth at 70mph on motorway'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4sNpi0Q43I/AAAAAAAAlnQ/loTPH-S1FQg/s72-c/Flossing.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2606993722481162804</id><published>2010-02-26T18:40:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-26T18:44:23.630-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vehicle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><title type='text'>Down Under</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4hqIAEWSNI/AAAAAAAAlnI/4jqe2_NC7l8/s1600-h/meanwhile_in_australia.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."&lt;br /&gt;They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says:&lt;br /&gt;"Listen to me there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?"&lt;br /&gt;"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6154043319978063343?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6154043319978063343/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6154043319978063343' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7975093518010410925</id><published>2010-02-23T09:23:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-23T09:25:09.627-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food-Drink'/><title type='text'>Gigantic Kit Kat</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20100131-Giant_Kit_Kat"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441460051449080498" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4PzFjIZ6rI/AAAAAAAAllQ/QUC_a8jKq_g/s400/Giant-Kit-Kat_thumb.jpg" /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; 28 inches long, weighing in at 30lb's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7975093518010410925?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7975093518010410925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7975093518010410925' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7975093518010410925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7975093518010410925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/gigantic-kit-kat.html' title='Gigantic Kit Kat'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4PzFjIZ6rI/AAAAAAAAllQ/QUC_a8jKq_g/s72-c/Giant-Kit-Kat_thumb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3189254582599138107</id><published>2010-02-23T09:19:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-23T09:21:34.345-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title type='text'>Expectant couple ties the knot — mid-labor</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Px_ZvIgrI/AAAAAAAAllI/gy-eHwYgWfs/s1600-h/Baby_widec.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 298px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 199px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441458846336320178" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Px_ZvIgrI/AAAAAAAAllI/gy-eHwYgWfs/s400/Baby_widec.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Couple married in hospital when baby was born one week premature&lt;br /&gt;A Wisconsin couple had just one request for the hospital where their baby was to be born this week: Get us married, STAT.&lt;br /&gt;Originally scheduled for Wednesday afternoon, the wedding of parents-to-be Erin Heather and Mark Weber was to take place only a week before their baby's Feb. 26 due date.&lt;br /&gt;But when Heather went into labor prematurely, at about 2:30 a.m. Wednesday, Feb. 17, she and her boyfriend of 11 years rushed to St. Mary's Hospital in Madison to say their "I dos" in a makeshift chapel there instead, at 11 in the morning rather than 4:30 in the afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;On the way, they stopped to pick up the marriage license — and notified St. Mary’s about their needs.&lt;br /&gt;An ordained minister friend of Weber's officiated at the ceremony, which was attended by a few friends, a few hospital staff.&lt;br /&gt;The couple were in such a &lt;a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35519008/ns/today-today_people/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;hurry to get married because, of "old-fashioned grandparents" and a desire to officially be "a family" when their child arrived.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The baby, a girl, was born Thursday night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3189254582599138107?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Px_ZvIgrI/AAAAAAAAllI/gy-eHwYgWfs/s72-c/Baby_widec.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6774036984474883391</id><published>2010-02-23T09:12:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-23T09:14:36.973-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Using Your Brain'/><title type='text'>Scientist says “People learn more after a napping”</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4PwdvQ5DzI/AAAAAAAAllA/lZHlG8TUyGg/s1600-h/Young-Man-asleep-at-work--001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 192px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441457168487878450" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4PwdvQ5DzI/AAAAAAAAllA/lZHlG8TUyGg/s320/Young-Man-asleep-at-work--001.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Psychologists say an afternoon nap after lunch improves people's learning capacity&lt;br /&gt;Psychologists say sleep clears the brain's short term memory and makes space for new facts to be remembered&lt;br /&gt;Curling up for an afternoon nap can improve the brain's ability to learn by clearing out cluttered memory space, psychologists say.&lt;br /&gt;People who nodded off for an hour after lunch performed better in learning tests than those who stayed awake all afternoon, the scientists found.&lt;br /&gt;A study of students revealed that their brains were refreshed by napping only if they entered what is called stage 2 non-REM sleep, which takes place between deep sleep and the dream state, known as REM or rapid eye movement sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6774036984474883391?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6774036984474883391/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6774036984474883391' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6774036984474883391'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6774036984474883391'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/scientist-says-people-learn-more-after.html' title='Scientist says “People learn more after a napping”'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4PwdvQ5DzI/AAAAAAAAllA/lZHlG8TUyGg/s72-c/Young-Man-asleep-at-work--001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3972736705716730160</id><published>2010-02-23T09:10:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-23T09:11:13.360-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Smart or is it Lazy - Pigeon Rides Subway</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;He has places to go, pigeons to see....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/5ac_1266841733"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/5ac_1266841733" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3972736705716730160?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/3972736705716730160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=3972736705716730160' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3972736705716730160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3972736705716730160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/smart-or-is-it-lazy-pigeon-rides-subway.html' title='Smart or is it Lazy - Pigeon Rides Subway'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-107188446917751198</id><published>2010-02-22T17:13:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T17:18:07.474-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food-Drink'/><title type='text'>Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MQekI4ihI/AAAAAAAAlk4/diJf_3G_xok/s1600-h/hot+dog.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 195px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441210892076747282" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MQekI4ihI/AAAAAAAAlk4/diJf_3G_xok/s200/hot+dog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Nutritionists have long warned of the perils of hot dogs: fat, sodium and preservatives to name a few.&lt;br /&gt;Now, the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs to come with a warning label — not because of their nutritional risks but because they pose a choking hazard to babies and children.&lt;br /&gt;Better yet, the academy would like to see foods such as &lt;a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-02-22-1Achoke22_ST_N.htm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;hot dogs "redesigned"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; so their size, shape and texture make them less likely to lodge in a youngster's throat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-107188446917751198?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MQekI4ihI/AAAAAAAAlk4/diJf_3G_xok/s72-c/hot+dog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-5661043757736920741</id><published>2010-02-22T17:08:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T17:12:38.688-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title type='text'>Sky-writer proposal</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MOb-zMP-I/AAAAAAAAlko/QK1VHzkrVu0/s1600-h/744344-marry-me-sally.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 316px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 237px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441208648670658530" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MOb-zMP-I/AAAAAAAAlko/QK1VHzkrVu0/s400/744344-marry-me-sally.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A lucky woman named Sally would have had the surprise of her life when she looked skyward this morning.&lt;br /&gt;The words "Marry me Sally" were written above Sydney’s inner west around 10am, much to the delight of thousands of people and hopefully Sally.&lt;br /&gt;The original – and expensive – proposal &lt;a href="http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sallys-sydney-sky-writer-proposal/story-e6freuy9-1225832744410"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;had a slight glitch when the sky-writer missed the "e" on the end of "me".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But a quick turnaround saw the missing letter added on at the end, completing the big question.&lt;br /&gt;Sally’s partner picked the perfect day to pop the question – the first day of clear sky in several weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-5661043757736920741?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/5661043757736920741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=5661043757736920741' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/5661043757736920741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/5661043757736920741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/sky-writer-proposal.html' title='Sky-writer proposal'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MOb-zMP-I/AAAAAAAAlko/QK1VHzkrVu0/s72-c/744344-marry-me-sally.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1825563593622581697</id><published>2010-02-22T17:03:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T17:05:05.415-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;MONEY&quot;'/><title type='text'>Woman’s $1,600 water bill is correct</title><content type='html'>A Minneapolis woman has received a $1,600 water bill, a bill the city believes is accurate even though it's 20 times the woman's usual bill. Erica Kocur said her bill is generally $70 to $80 per month. She said her "heart just dropped" when she got her latest bill. The city said she must have a running toilet or dripping faucet.&lt;br /&gt;But they billed her for &lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/21/AR2010022101363.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;using almost 200,000 gallons of water&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. That's three times the volume of her entire home. A shower would have to run nonstop for almost two months to use that much water.&lt;br /&gt;The city's director of treasury is LeeAnn Stagg. She said the city believes the bill is accurate, but the city will check Kocur's meter one more time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1825563593622581697?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1825563593622581697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1825563593622581697' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1825563593622581697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1825563593622581697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/womans-1600-water-bill-is-correct.html' title='Woman’s $1,600 water bill is correct'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6544671957519806446</id><published>2010-02-22T16:48:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T16:52:35.616-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nature'/><title type='text'>Weightlifting ant is photo winner</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MKMX2rE7I/AAAAAAAAlkQ/4YYOf8L4ROo/s1600-h/Weightlifting+ant.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 273px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441203982471730098" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MKMX2rE7I/AAAAAAAAlkQ/4YYOf8L4ROo/s400/Weightlifting+ant.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;An amazing image of an ant lifting 100 times its body weight has won first prize in a science photography contest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8526086.stm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The image shows an Asian weaver ant hanging upside down on a glass-like surface and holding a 500mg (0.02oz) weight in its jaws.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It was taken by zoology specialist Dr Thomas Endlein of Cambridge University as he researched insects' sticky feet.&lt;br /&gt;Dr Endlein won £700 in photographic vouchers from the Biotechnology and Biological Sciences Research Council.&lt;br /&gt;The research shows how ants change the size and shape of the pads on their feet to enable them to carry heavier loads.&lt;br /&gt;He hopes it could help scientists develop better glues.&lt;br /&gt;"The pads on ants' feet are self-cleaning and can stick to almost any type of surface," he said.&lt;br /&gt;"No man-made glue or adhesive system can match this. Understanding how animals can control their adhesive systems should help us come up with clever adhesives in the future."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6544671957519806446?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6544671957519806446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6544671957519806446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6544671957519806446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6544671957519806446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/weightlifting-ant-is-photo-winner.html' title='Weightlifting ant is photo winner'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4MKMX2rE7I/AAAAAAAAlkQ/4YYOf8L4ROo/s72-c/Weightlifting+ant.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2276498390704324200</id><published>2010-02-22T16:45:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T16:46:52.097-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>The 30 most important cats of 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FtX8nswnUKU&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FtX8nswnUKU&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2276498390704324200?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2276498390704324200/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2276498390704324200' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2276498390704324200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2276498390704324200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/30-most-important-cats-of-2009.html' title='The 30 most important cats of 2009'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7959787475426973940</id><published>2010-02-22T14:13:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T14:16:33.456-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><title type='text'>On 81st birthday, man gives company to employees</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4LlfmZriCI/AAAAAAAAlkA/77q7u0bSeqM/s1600-h/2011110388.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 270px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441163630863943714" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4LlfmZriCI/AAAAAAAAlkA/77q7u0bSeqM/s400/2011110388.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Bob Moore, standing in his retail store, had his 81st birthday this week and celebrated by transferring his business to his workers. His successful whole-grain production business mills grains, operates a retail store and restaurant, and ships products internationally.&lt;br /&gt;He's turned down almost daily offers to buy the multi-million dollar company saying, &lt;a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2011111010_birthdaygift18.html?syndication=rss"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"These people are far too good at their jobs for me to just sell it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7959787475426973940?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7959787475426973940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7959787475426973940' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7959787475426973940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7959787475426973940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/on-81st-birthday-man-gives-company-to.html' title='On 81st birthday, man gives company to employees'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4LlfmZriCI/AAAAAAAAlkA/77q7u0bSeqM/s72-c/2011110388.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-213300894818746992</id><published>2010-02-22T14:10:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T14:12:43.888-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Tiny Courts Abuses - Law and Power</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Lk0uTuy1I/AAAAAAAAlj4/cqhXvkBLcUM/s1600-h/600_COURTS_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 187px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441162894252100434" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Lk0uTuy1I/AAAAAAAAlj4/cqhXvkBLcUM/s400/600_COURTS_1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Some of the courtrooms are not even courtrooms: tiny offices or basement rooms without a judge’s bench or jury box. Sometimes the public is not admitted, witnesses are not sworn to tell the truth, and there is no word-for-word record of the proceedings.&lt;br /&gt;Nearly three-quarters of the judges are not lawyers, and many — truck drivers, sewer workers or laborers — have scant grasp of the most basic legal principles. &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/25/nyregion/25courts.html?_r=2&amp;amp;pagewanted=all"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Some never got through high school, and at least one went no further than grade school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;But serious things happen in these little rooms all over New York State. People have been sent to jail without a guilty plea or a trial, or tossed from their homes without a proper proceeding. In violation of the law, defendants have been refused lawyers, or sentenced to weeks in jail because they cannot pay a fine. Frightened women have been denied protection from abuse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-213300894818746992?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/213300894818746992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=213300894818746992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/213300894818746992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/213300894818746992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/tiny-courts-abuses-law-and-power.html' title='Tiny Courts Abuses - Law and Power'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Lk0uTuy1I/AAAAAAAAlj4/cqhXvkBLcUM/s72-c/600_COURTS_1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2591513843131008817</id><published>2010-02-20T12:28:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T12:29:59.681-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Help Me</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Ap3LtyDtI/AAAAAAAAli4/IbnSGK5PHc8/s1600-h/20100218--095858-loc_26.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 231px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440394377877917394" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Ap3LtyDtI/AAAAAAAAli4/IbnSGK5PHc8/s400/20100218--095858-loc_26.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;When a mixed breed pit bull terrier walked into a busy supermarket, animal welfare officers, called in by staff, were shocked to find it had a stillborn puppy trapped inside.&lt;br /&gt;The staff at Scotts Supermarket, in Naxxar called the Animal Welfare Department on Saturday afternoon to report that a stray dog had walked into the supermarket, welfare officer Godric Marston said.&lt;br /&gt;The dog, named Mel after the girl who called for help, lay down on a carpet in the supermarket and remained still.&lt;br /&gt;"On arriving at the supermarket, I realized there was something unusual about the dog. On closer look, I could see a part of the puppy. It was dead but still inside her. It was clear this dog needed to be operated upon immediately or she would die," Mr. Marston said.&lt;br /&gt;He rushed the dog to Happy Paws, a veterinary clinic, where it was immediately operated on. Recovering after undergoing operation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2591513843131008817?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2591513843131008817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2591513843131008817' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2591513843131008817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2591513843131008817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/help-me.html' title='Help Me'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S4Ap3LtyDtI/AAAAAAAAli4/IbnSGK5PHc8/s72-c/20100218--095858-loc_26.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-5978761548109895065</id><published>2010-02-20T12:21:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T12:24:13.559-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;MONEY&quot;'/><title type='text'>American - 1 - Greedy Bank - 0</title><content type='html'>Is this the tipping point? Americans have been taken advantage like no one on earth by greedy Banksters and corporations. Like many of them, a man named Terry Hoskins has had troubles with his bank. But his solution to foreclosure might be somewhat unique.&lt;br /&gt;Hoskins said he's been in a struggle with RiverHills Bank over his Clermont County home for nearly a decade, a struggle that was coming to an end as the bank began foreclosure proceedings on his $350,000 home.&lt;br /&gt;"When I see I owe $160,000 on a home valued at $350,000, and someone decides they want to take it – no, I wasn't going to stand for that, so I took it down," Hoskins said.&lt;br /&gt;Hoskins said the Internal Revenue Service placed liens on his carpet store and commercial property on state Route 125 after his brother, a one-time business partner, sued him.&lt;br /&gt;The bank claimed his home as collateral, Hoskins said, and went after both his residential and commercial properties.&lt;br /&gt;"The average homeowner that can't afford an attorney or can fight as long as we have, they don't stand a chance," he said.&lt;br /&gt;Hoskins said he'd gotten a $170,000 offer from someone to pay off the house, but the bank refused, saying they could get more from selling it in foreclosure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3Yua4KioQ&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"I'll tear it down before I let you take it,"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; Hoskins told them.&lt;br /&gt;And that's exactly what Hoskins did. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uV3Yua4KioQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uV3Yua4KioQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" 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href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/american-1-greedy-bank-0.html' title='American - 1 - Greedy Bank - 0'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-712501244581210224</id><published>2010-02-20T03:49:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T03:51:26.807-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Italian landslide caught on video</title><content type='html'>About 200 residents have been evacuated from their homes after a landslide split a hillside apart in the southern Italian town of Maierato. &lt;br /&gt;The landslide, which caused power failure, could have been caused by heavy rains in the region, initial reports say.&lt;br /&gt;Footage shows residents being urged to leave their houses and &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8517378.stm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"run away"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; from the huge flow of mud falling from the hillside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QS-o9cf8_2I&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QS-o9cf8_2I&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" 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href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/italian-landslide-caught-on-video.html' title='Italian landslide caught on video'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4362502468035817884</id><published>2010-02-20T03:46:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-20T03:48:44.693-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Quads start work together</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3-vpNAE33I/AAAAAAAAliY/DUWSG10revE/s1600-h/1568594.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 225px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440259997286326130" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3-vpNAE33I/AAAAAAAAliY/DUWSG10revE/s400/1568594.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Patients of a South Korean hospital could be forgiven for doing a double - or even quadruple - take on these new nurses.&lt;br /&gt;Identical quads Hwang Suel and her three sisters Seol, Sol and Mil have all just started work at the same hospital where they were born 21 years ago.&lt;br /&gt;All four started their training at Gacheon University Gil Hospital in Incheon on the same day.&lt;br /&gt;"I feel like I'm a real nurse since I am wearing this yellow-green gown, and I'm looking forward to meeting a lot of people," said the second-oldest, Seol.&lt;br /&gt;The Hwang sisters created headline news when they were born in Korea 21 years ago, the country's second ever set of identical quadruplets.&lt;br /&gt;Hospital chairman Lee Gil-ya said: "I would like to praise the mother for raising all four girls - such a rare thing in the world - with such good care.&lt;br /&gt;"I look forward to seeing those four women becoming great nurses like Florence Nightingale."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4362502468035817884?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4362502468035817884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=4362502468035817884' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4362502468035817884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4362502468035817884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/quads-start-work-together.html' title='Quads start work together'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3-vpNAE33I/AAAAAAAAliY/DUWSG10revE/s72-c/1568594.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-5023008470129030964</id><published>2010-02-18T18:35:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T18:37:02.753-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Player Makes Half-Court Shot From His Knees</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object id="1742110" alt="Player Makes Half-Court Shot From His Knees Funny Videos" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="464" height="384" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;param name="_cx" value="12276"&gt;&lt;param name="_cy" value="10160"&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value=""&gt;&lt;param name="Movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTc0MjExMA=="&gt;&lt;param name="Src" value="http://embed.break.com/MTc0MjExMA=="&gt;&lt;param name="WMode" value="Window"&gt;&lt;param name="Play" value="-1"&gt;&lt;param name="Loop" value="-1"&gt;&lt;param name="Quality" value="High"&gt;&lt;param name="SAlign" value=""&gt;&lt;param name="Menu" value="-1"&gt;&lt;param name="Base" value=""&gt;&lt;param name="AllowScriptAccess" 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height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6502587686666520756</id><published>2010-02-18T18:27:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T18:32:19.363-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>In the News</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Dumbest crook leaves trail of evidence&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Within an hour of being charged and bailed over other break-ins, Bendigo man Andrew Bawden, 36, was back in business, busting into cars and houses and robbing offices and a cathedral.&lt;br /&gt;But his one-man crime wave came unstuck when he dropped his police charge sheet at one crime scene.&lt;br /&gt;Two hours later he dropped the DVD of his police interview at another.&lt;br /&gt;"You get crooks sometimes that leave one thing that's stupid. Both things are extraordinary," Bendigo police Sgt Brendon Murphy said.&lt;br /&gt;"From the police perspective it's quite good. &lt;a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/our-numbest-crook-leaves-trail-of-evidence/story-e6frf7jo-1225831537669"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;We appreciate people who leave this evidence for us."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;'Why do I need to give my name, I have done nothing'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A 22-year-old man was arrested for resisting law enforcement after he wouldn't tell a deputy his date of birth, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.&lt;br /&gt;A deputy responded to a call of a disturbance at 955 Airport Road around 5:35 p.m. Feb. 9, the report said. When the deputy found the man standing on the sidewalk and asked him what was going on, the man said, "Nothing, I am just standing here."&lt;br /&gt;The deputy asked the man what his name was, and the man said, "why do I need to give my name, I have done nothing," according to the report. The man then gave his name.&lt;br /&gt;When the deputy asked for his date of birth, he said, "7, I am cold," according to the report, but would not provide his date of birth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6502587686666520756?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6502587686666520756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6502587686666520756' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6502587686666520756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6502587686666520756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/in-news_18.html' title='In the News'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-132691514754561207</id><published>2010-02-18T18:21:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T18:25:04.788-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Using Your Brain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;Uncategorized&quot;'/><title type='text'>Bag Holder</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33ZvFlLgaI/AAAAAAAAlhw/Ls9nVXAMbvQ/s1600-h/bag-holder.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439743327908626850" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33ZvFlLgaI/AAAAAAAAlhw/Ls9nVXAMbvQ/s200/bag-holder.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Clutch bag holder prevents messy spills in the car. Keep bags upright and contents securely inside with this uniquely designed holder. Just stretch the elastic cord around the passenger seat's headrest poles and secure bag's handles with hook and loop strip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/clutch_bag_holder_set_of_2/31441"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Holds four bags.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.taylorgifts.com/item/clutch_bag_holder_set_of_2/31441"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-132691514754561207?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/132691514754561207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=132691514754561207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/132691514754561207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/132691514754561207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/bag-holder.html' title='Bag Holder'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33ZvFlLgaI/AAAAAAAAlhw/Ls9nVXAMbvQ/s72-c/bag-holder.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6493560768784167827</id><published>2010-02-18T18:14:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T18:19:12.708-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Heterochromia</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The term means variation in coloration.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Perhaps most striking when it &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterochromia"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;involves coloration of the iris&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33YFvgW_JI/AAAAAAAAlhg/fdslqvdqCx0/s1600-h/heterochromia+husky.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 311px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439741518096563346" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33YFvgW_JI/AAAAAAAAlhg/fdslqvdqCx0/s400/heterochromia+husky.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33YFZwdRAI/AAAAAAAAlhY/OSiXh2zmN4c/s1600-h/heterochromia+cat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 326px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439741512258503682" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33YFZwdRAI/AAAAAAAAlhY/OSiXh2zmN4c/s400/heterochromia+cat.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33YFLwv2yI/AAAAAAAAlhQ/Ex150G7LlDU/s1600-h/800px-Cat_Briciola_with_pretty_and_different_colour_of_eyes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439741508501625634" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33YFLwv2yI/AAAAAAAAlhQ/Ex150G7LlDU/s400/800px-Cat_Briciola_with_pretty_and_different_colour_of_eyes.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6493560768784167827?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6493560768784167827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6493560768784167827' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6493560768784167827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6493560768784167827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/heterochromia.html' title='Heterochromia'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S33YFvgW_JI/AAAAAAAAlhg/fdslqvdqCx0/s72-c/heterochromia+husky.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7834541564175199758</id><published>2010-02-18T16:55:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T16:58:21.371-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Breaking driving laws caused indigestion to one man</title><content type='html'>A trucker who ate evidence of breaking Swiss speed limits has paid the price -- a stomach ache from swallowing the discs which recorded his driving, police said Tuesday.&lt;br /&gt;The 34-year-old trucker from the Balkans was stopped for speeding on a highway in the southern canton of Tessin and was found to have driven more than 1,000 kilometers (620 miles) in 18 hours without stop, local police said.&lt;br /&gt;Hunkered down in his cab, the man reportedly gobbled up the paper discs of his truck's tacho graph, which records speed and the time driven. He was hospitalised after suffering stomach pains.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5ipvUYnkptRMY4iNbyU7KEHoLAYyA"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The incident posed no serious health consequences&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, police said, and the driver was fined for the infraction.&lt;br /&gt;Tacho graphs are intended to ensure that truck drivers do not work overly long hours as part of overall road safety requirements.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7834541564175199758?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7834541564175199758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7834541564175199758' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7834541564175199758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7834541564175199758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/breaking-driving-laws-caused.html' title='Breaking driving laws caused indigestion to one man'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7251475433797373412</id><published>2010-02-17T16:51:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T16:52:22.228-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Determined Dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/fae_1209074339"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/fae_1209074339" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7251475433797373412?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7251475433797373412/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7251475433797373412' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7251475433797373412'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7251475433797373412'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/determined-dog.html' title='Determined Dog'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6536892424296247228</id><published>2010-02-17T16:50:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T16:51:17.489-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Dog Flies Down Stairs - 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Nobody knows if the mother of the one-month-old cub abandoned her baby or whether she was killed or lost.&lt;br /&gt;After receiving information that villagers had spotted a cub, Deputy Ranger of India's Forest Department Ram Gopal Chauhan arrived at the village of Bijnor.&lt;br /&gt;"When we reached the site, we saw it was a leopard cub, one-month-old", he said. "To ensure his safety we took the cub to our station, where we fed it some milk. Then we took it for a medical check-up."&lt;br /&gt;Ranger Chauhan and his team &lt;a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Baby-Leopard-Wanders-Into-Indian-Village/Article/201002215548926?f=rss"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;hope the cub will be reclaimed by its mother&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, if she is still alive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7637003878459938978?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7637003878459938978/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7637003878459938978' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7637003878459938978'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7637003878459938978'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/in-news_17.html' title='In the News'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-8918072122485076159</id><published>2010-02-17T15:41:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-17T15:43:24.826-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Is this the place I go to get this thing off my head?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3xiglQMxFI/AAAAAAAAlgo/bABFEBqu4h0/s1600-h/cat+food.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 242px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439330761852109906" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3xiglQMxFI/AAAAAAAAlgo/bABFEBqu4h0/s400/cat+food.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A cat walked into the Scottish SPCA's Wildlife Rescue Center by her self&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8517727.stm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;with her head wedged in an empty pet food tin.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;After the can was carefully removed she was checked over.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-8918072122485076159?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/8918072122485076159/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=8918072122485076159' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8918072122485076159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8918072122485076159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/is-this-place-i-go-to-get-this-thing.html' title='Is this the place I go to get this thing off my head?'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3xiglQMxFI/AAAAAAAAlgo/bABFEBqu4h0/s72-c/cat+food.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-949892774740059527</id><published>2010-02-16T16:15:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T16:17:20.770-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food-Drink'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><title type='text'>Dare To Be Different</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3sZAsnf0GI/AAAAAAAAlgA/qvXqMKGfgs0/s1600-h/fig-standout.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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WIDTH: 309px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 280px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438510428302672578" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3l4a4o9AsI/AAAAAAAAle4/lNmnMc-qtFk/s400/valentines-day.bmp" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A 91-year-old woman and a 90-year-old man who share a love of sailing tied the knot in a Valentine's Day ceremony at their favorite bar in Beaufort, S.C.&lt;br /&gt;The staff at Hemmingway's Bistro introduced Helen Smith and Roger Briggs several months ago thinking they would be good companions, The Island Packet, Hilton Head, S.C., reported Monday.&lt;br /&gt;Smith, whose is legally blind and a regular at the bar, needed someone to escort her from her houseboat at Beaufort Marina and Briggs was in mourning after losing his wife of 63 years about a year and a half ago.&lt;br /&gt;Briggs, a retired salmon fisherman from Alaska, knows boats and will be able to help around Smith's docked houseboat, her son, Butch England, said.&lt;br /&gt;While the couple has made no firm plans for the future, Briggs dreams of buying a schooner and sailing to Alaska with his new bride.&lt;br /&gt;"He's got his heart set on getting another boat, but we'll see," Smith said. "I'm a very fortunate girl either way."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7246272725659295986?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7246272725659295986/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7246272725659295986' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7246272725659295986'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7246272725659295986'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/bride-91-groom-90-wed-on-valentines.html' title='Bride, 91, groom, 90, wed on Valentine&apos;s'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3l4a4o9AsI/AAAAAAAAle4/lNmnMc-qtFk/s72-c/valentines-day.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3294440836502272069</id><published>2010-02-15T07:57:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T08:00:03.906-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>I'm All Ears</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lS81jKzoI/AAAAAAAAlew/NEFF6ZZ4GWQ/s1600-h/fennec-fox-02.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 288px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438469230146801282" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lS81jKzoI/AAAAAAAAlew/NEFF6ZZ4GWQ/s400/fennec-fox-02.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennec_Fox"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Desert Fennec Fox&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3294440836502272069?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/3294440836502272069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=3294440836502272069' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3294440836502272069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3294440836502272069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/im-all-ears.html' title='I&apos;m All Ears'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lS81jKzoI/AAAAAAAAlew/NEFF6ZZ4GWQ/s72-c/fennec-fox-02.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1542712394570140808</id><published>2010-02-15T07:50:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T07:53:51.868-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Blood buddies'</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lRS7h24aI/AAAAAAAAleg/1VLLqjRC4_Q/s1600-h/donor+dog.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 262px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438467410685780386" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lRS7h24aI/AAAAAAAAleg/1VLLqjRC4_Q/s320/donor+dog.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Puppy's life saved by blood transfusion&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;A purebred six-week-old puppy in Australia owes her life to a blood transfusion from a gentle greyhound more than 15 times her size.&lt;br /&gt;Cairns resident Sami Knoblock had a tearful reunion with her English Staffordshire terrier after their scary ordeal. Ms Knoblock said her dog, Buddy, was vomiting and could hardly lift her 1.6kg body to stand on.&lt;br /&gt;She rushed her sick dog to Brinsmead Veterinary Surgery where Greencross principal surgeon Max Fargher found a hookworm infestation that had caused a massive hemorrhage.&lt;br /&gt;With Buddy at death's door, Dr Fargher raced home to get his trusty pooch Hurley, a male, six-year-old 34kg greyhound.&lt;br /&gt;Dr Fargher then &lt;a href="http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2010/02/12/93095_local-news.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;performed a transfusion by transferring a "drop" of Hurley's blood - 120ml - to Buddy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;He said a young dog's first blood transfusion could be from any donor dog, but if it needed a second, it would have been a far trickier situation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1542712394570140808?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1542712394570140808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1542712394570140808' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1542712394570140808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1542712394570140808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/blood-buddies.html' title='Blood buddies&apos;'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lRS7h24aI/AAAAAAAAleg/1VLLqjRC4_Q/s72-c/donor+dog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3488822436103639399</id><published>2010-02-15T07:41:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T07:46:59.096-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Kids'/><title type='text'>Laughing quads are marking a decade of mischief</title><content type='html'>The Mathias quads still laugh a lot. Not in perfect unison, but with the undeniable joy of youngsters in a house full of love and animals and look-alike siblings who hatch mischief together.&lt;br /&gt;The identical quadruplets, who giggled their way into the hearts of millions as babies on "America's Funniest Home Videos," are about to turn 10 (on Feb. 16).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lO_4x53aI/AAAAAAAAleY/3VjJ2HoC-Ps/s1600-h/Mathiasquads.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 360px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438464884507008418" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3lO_4x53aI/AAAAAAAAleY/3VjJ2HoC-Ps/s400/Mathiasquads.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.thestate.com/local/v-print/story/1153648.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Grace, Emily, Mary Claire and Anna are still having fun.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;The famous video featured the four babies sprawled in bed around their mother, Allison, and cackling at the funny faces made by the man behind the camera, dad Steve. Years later, people still can't get enough of it. 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MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 373px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438167799131120818" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3hAzPgtpLI/AAAAAAAAlcw/NJquNwxwDoA/s400/animals_218_01.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3hAy7Qr-LI/AAAAAAAAlco/ZDVjlcWwl6c/s1600-h/ab.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 280px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438167793695193266" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3hAy7Qr-LI/AAAAAAAAlco/ZDVjlcWwl6c/s400/ab.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3hAyubFVrI/AAAAAAAAlcg/hPbmXbBdDm4/s1600-h/7.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3hAyBcwIDI/AAAAAAAAlcY/WJDQ9bOcIK0/s1600-h/6.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438167778176540722" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3hAyBcwIDI/AAAAAAAAlcY/WJDQ9bOcIK0/s400/6.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3hAxp639lI/AAAAAAAAlcQ/LN5lirfYxwg/s1600-h/3+Cats.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 73px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438149557298026466" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3gwNbYyV-I/AAAAAAAAlb4/pm1JsFZrk-g/s320/pb_logo_1.bmp" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A winning lottery ticket worth $2.5 million purchased in Indianapolis has expired without anyone cashing it in, authorities say.&lt;br /&gt;The Hoosier Lotto ticket -- bought at the Southport Road Meijer store for the drawing Aug. 19, 2009 -- won for somebody, but reached its 180-day deadline for cash-in at 5 p.m. Friday without that somebody coming forth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-5774277298478340466?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/5774277298478340466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=5774277298478340466' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/5774277298478340466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/5774277298478340466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/25-million-lottery-ticket-goes.html' title='$2.5 million lottery ticket goes unclaimed'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3gwNbYyV-I/AAAAAAAAlb4/pm1JsFZrk-g/s72-c/pb_logo_1.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6713140458013110157</id><published>2010-02-14T11:02:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-14T11:04:04.341-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Warehouse worker lost hid job for excessive farting</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3gswlpqw3I/AAAAAAAAlbw/CofmuGU6Vgs/s1600-h/Fart+Warning.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 160px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438145763302097778" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3gswlpqw3I/AAAAAAAAlbw/CofmuGU6Vgs/s320/Fart+Warning.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A warehouse worker's job has gone with the wind - after he was sacked for excessive farting.&lt;br /&gt;Daniel Cambridge, 27, was dismissed from Waterstones' warehouse after 35 complaints to management about him breaking wind.&lt;br /&gt;Daniel insists his flatulence problem is a common side-effect of the antidepressant Citaloprama, which he has been taking for the past three weeks.&lt;br /&gt;He has even highlighted that fact in the manufacturer's leaflet that comes with the prescription drug.&lt;br /&gt;Daniel said yesterday: "I'm really annoyed. I can't believe I've been dismissed for passing wind. I know I'm not going to get my job back and I really liked it.&lt;br /&gt;"I could understand them getting rid of me for fighting or something, but for passing wind is ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt;"To me it's like having a disability and you wouldn't get rid of somebody with one arm or leg."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6713140458013110157?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6713140458013110157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6713140458013110157' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6713140458013110157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6713140458013110157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/warehouse-worker-lost-hid-job-for.html' title='Warehouse worker lost hid job for excessive farting'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3gswlpqw3I/AAAAAAAAlbw/CofmuGU6Vgs/s72-c/Fart+Warning.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1950629247147959708</id><published>2010-02-13T17:24:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T17:26:43.410-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Do elephants walk or run?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Elephants can walk and run both at the same time&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3c0wx_FKrI/AAAAAAAAlbY/3QaV61VRhDo/s1600-h/Running+walking+elephant.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 202px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437873087729445554" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3c0wx_FKrI/AAAAAAAAlbY/3QaV61VRhDo/s320/Running+walking+elephant.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;With their awkward, lumbering gait, elephants moving at high speed are not the most graceful of animals - but are they walking or running?&lt;br /&gt;Now scientists believe they have an answer: new research confirms that they do both - at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;By observing elephants moving across a hi-tech track, the team found the hefty creatures run with their front legs but walk with their back legs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8508796.stm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;VIDEO&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1950629247147959708?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1950629247147959708/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1950629247147959708' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1950629247147959708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1950629247147959708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/do-elephants-walk-or-run.html' title='Do elephants walk or run?'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3c0wx_FKrI/AAAAAAAAlbY/3QaV61VRhDo/s72-c/Running+walking+elephant.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1982096006129857501</id><published>2010-02-13T17:17:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T17:21:58.524-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>'Watering Can Man' leaves 3,000 watering cans to niece</title><content type='html'>&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 245px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437871168457386418" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3czBEI9qbI/AAAAAAAAlbQ/LBZs-xOf3wI/s320/article-1265964874134-083E0CF9000005DC-69841_636x486.jpg" /&gt;Hilary Taylor was left a rather unusual part of her uncle’s estate when he died – 3,000 watering cans.&lt;br /&gt;Ken Stickland – known as Watering Can Man – filled his shed, greenhouse, garden and even an entire floor of his house with his beloved collection.&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Stickland – who died last month, &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;aged 78 – even kept a meticulous record of every watering&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; can, including many he made himself.&lt;br /&gt;‘I have heard of people collecting teapots or stamps... but this?’&lt;br /&gt;‘He was such a fascinating person. He started his collection in 2001 but I have no idea why. I suppose it kept his mind occupied and he had something to get up for.&lt;br /&gt;‘Nearly every charity shop in the area knew him because he was always looking for watering cans.&lt;br /&gt;‘He did not have a favorite, he just loved them all. &lt;a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/812928-watering-can-man-leaves-3-000-watering-cans-to-niece"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Sometimes he would come home to find people had left them on his doorstep.’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Mrs Taylor admits she doesn’t know what to do with the collection and may sell it in aid of charity.&lt;br /&gt;One particular can will be always special though – as her uncle’s ashes are held in it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1982096006129857501?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1982096006129857501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1982096006129857501' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1982096006129857501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1982096006129857501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/watering-can-man-leaves-3000-watering.html' title='&apos;Watering Can Man&apos; leaves 3,000 watering cans to niece'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3czBEI9qbI/AAAAAAAAlbQ/LBZs-xOf3wI/s72-c/article-1265964874134-083E0CF9000005DC-69841_636x486.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7337509451194410395</id><published>2010-02-13T17:12:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T17:16:08.573-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;MONEY&quot;'/><title type='text'>Only worth sixpence, but it cost one man his job</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3cx-BqTb4I/AAAAAAAAlbI/h8iUK9bXReI/s1600-h/Chiie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 300px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 271px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437870016740683650" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3cx-BqTb4I/AAAAAAAAlbI/h8iUK9bXReI/s400/Chiie.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;He only misplaced a single letter but it was one “L” of a costly mistake for the general manager of the Chilean mint.&lt;br /&gt;Gregorio Iñiguez and several other employees have reportedly been sacked after they minted a set of 50-peso coins with the name of their nation spelt incorrectly.&lt;br /&gt;The coins were released into the circulation&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;with C-H-I-I-E stamped on the front where it should read C-H-I-L-E.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;The coins have since become collectors' items and the mint says it has no plans to take them out of circulation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7024750.ece"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;People have reportedly been hoarding the coins in the hope their value rises.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;But the mistake has cost the mint's general manager, Gregorio Iniguez, and several other employees, their jobs.&lt;br /&gt;It is not the first embarrassing blunder at the Chilean mint. Last October, someone there sold a rare medal, which should have been housed in the institution's museum, to a coin collector.&lt;br /&gt;A month later, another medal - this one bearing the face of the country's then President Michelle Bachelet - was inadvertently sold on the open market.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7337509451194410395?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7337509451194410395/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7337509451194410395' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7337509451194410395'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7337509451194410395'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/only-worth-sixpence-but-it-cost-one-man.html' title='Only worth sixpence, but it cost one man his job'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3cx-BqTb4I/AAAAAAAAlbI/h8iUK9bXReI/s72-c/Chiie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1705341588729762875</id><published>2010-02-12T14:37:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T14:39:57.006-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Missing cat poster brings £75 graffiti fine</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W8Za_i1-I/AAAAAAAAlaA/w9h6Mjnnt6M/s1600-h/Missing+cat+poster.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 325px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437459270048339938" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W8Za_i1-I/AAAAAAAAlaA/w9h6Mjnnt6M/s400/Missing+cat+poster.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A teacher who put up "missing" posters in a bid to find her beloved cat Fluffy was astonished to be hit with a £75 for graffiti by her local council.&lt;br /&gt;Lynda Dyson was overjoyed when the A4 computer print-outs she taped to trees and lampposts near her home in east London helped to reunited her with the three year-old, black Persian cat.&lt;br /&gt;But her delight was short-lived after a demand for £75 from the local council's enforcement department landed on her doormat.&lt;br /&gt;The fine was issued under Section 43 of the Anti-social Behavior Act, which polices fly-posting and graffiti.&lt;br /&gt;Mrs. Dyson said home-made posters have helped people to find missing pets for centuries and should be treated differently.&lt;br /&gt;"In a world where there is less and less community spirit, to impose a law and fine me for something like this is horrible," she said. “Pets are a very important part of people's lives. Without those notices, I would never have got her back.&lt;br /&gt;“I don't see it as being anti-social behavior at all. Fluffy is outraged.”&lt;br /&gt;A spokesman for Waltham Forest Council said the fine, issued last month, was given "in error" and later cancelled.&lt;br /&gt;"In this case a mistake was made and we would like to apologize unreservedly to Ms Dyson for any offence or alarm that was caused," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1705341588729762875?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1705341588729762875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1705341588729762875' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1705341588729762875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/1705341588729762875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/missing-cat-poster-brings-75-graffiti.html' title='Missing cat poster brings £75 graffiti fine'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W8Za_i1-I/AAAAAAAAlaA/w9h6Mjnnt6M/s72-c/Missing+cat+poster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3752902425572221940</id><published>2010-02-12T14:17:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T14:33:59.025-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Dog Allergic to Pet Food</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W6Zk7xG5I/AAAAAAAAlZ4/FanWTk0EeZo/s1600-h/Mmm+new+potatoes.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 300px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 334px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437457073693596562" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W6Zk7xG5I/AAAAAAAAlZ4/FanWTk0EeZo/s400/Mmm+new+potatoes.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A dog which is allergic to pet food, going for walks and even chasing cats has been put on a strict diet and given antibiotics to help ease his pain.&lt;br /&gt;Joey, an Alsatian-Collie cross, had been constantly breaking out in a rash.&lt;br /&gt;His owner, Scott Muirhead, from Hamilton, South Lanarkshire, took him to vets at Taylors Practice in Glasgow who diagnosed numerous allergies.&lt;br /&gt;Since the poorly pooch began his new medication his condition has vastly improved.&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Muirhead, 36, told the BBC Scotland news website: "We've spent the past year trying to figure out what was wrong with him.&lt;br /&gt;"His skin was terrible. He was breaking out in boils and scratching all the time.&lt;br /&gt;"We have been trying special diets but really weren't getting anywhere."&lt;br /&gt;Vets at Taylors eventually carried out blood tests on Joey and were astonished by the results.&lt;br /&gt;"He was basically allergic to everything," said Mr. Muirhead.&lt;br /&gt;"We were given a list and it included all types of meat, dairy produces, long grass, daisies, dandelions, cat hair and other dog hair."&lt;br /&gt;Scott Muirhead, and his partner Lisa McCormack, 25, have had Joey, who turns five next week, since he was a puppy and were baffled by the fact that up until last year he had never had any problems with his diet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8508130.stm"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"We used to feed him everything and anything but now Joey can't have any treats, "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;said Mr. Muirhead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"We were told he could only eat things like potatoes, porridge and barley."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;The couple hopes a new medication they are trying Joey on might give him a new lease of life.&lt;br /&gt;Mr Muirhead added: "His hair is starting to grow back and his skin seems to be in better condition. "It is still early to tell but he seems to be picking up and it does seem to be making a difference."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3752902425572221940?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/3752902425572221940/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=3752902425572221940' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3752902425572221940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3752902425572221940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/dog-allergic-to-pet-food.html' title='Dog Allergic to Pet Food'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W6Zk7xG5I/AAAAAAAAlZ4/FanWTk0EeZo/s72-c/Mmm+new+potatoes.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-367988770603509356</id><published>2010-02-12T14:13:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T14:15:10.174-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>What Big Eyes You Have</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W2nWMC0DI/AAAAAAAAlZw/8Zfjw5uNRcc/s1600-h/Cake.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 293px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437452912206991410" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W2nWMC0DI/AAAAAAAAlZw/8Zfjw5uNRcc/s400/Cake.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-367988770603509356?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/367988770603509356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=367988770603509356' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/367988770603509356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/367988770603509356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/what-big-eyes-you-have.html' title='What Big Eyes You Have'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3W2nWMC0DI/AAAAAAAAlZw/8Zfjw5uNRcc/s72-c/Cake.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-8649415581138683889</id><published>2010-02-12T14:08:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T14:12:03.791-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Open Up</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wYi24D9lHqc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wYi24D9lHqc&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-8649415581138683889?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/8649415581138683889/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=8649415581138683889' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8649415581138683889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8649415581138683889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/beard-cage.html' title='Open Up'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-8079491230490240333</id><published>2010-02-12T12:28:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T12:36:12.586-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Injured duckling helps teach young boy to walk</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3Weo5v6CiI/AAAAAAAAlZo/lOjXDMvepu0/s1600-h/ming-ming-pic-swns-24111835.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 316px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437426550653454882" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3Weo5v6CiI/AAAAAAAAlZo/lOjXDMvepu0/s400/ming-ming-pic-swns-24111835.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;He was expected to spend his life in a wheelchair, but here's Finlay Lomax taking his first steps after learning to walk by copying a disabled duckling.&lt;br /&gt;The four-year-old suffered a stroke as a baby and developed cerebral palsy. Doctors told his mum Becci he'd never be able to stand on his own two feet.&lt;br /&gt;But he began studying the way pet duckling Ming-Ming walked with a splayed leg and started mimicking him. He told astonished Becci: "I walk like the duck mummy."&lt;br /&gt;She said: "I had been told Finlay might never be able to walk so it's amazing to think he is taking steps thanks to the duckling.&lt;br /&gt;"He's been having physio all his life but never really responded until we got the duckling."&lt;br /&gt;Becci, 29, took in tiny Ming-Ming after a farmer friend told her the duckling struggled to walk because of his bad leg and was going to be put down.&lt;br /&gt;A vet gave the duck physiotherapy and fitted him with a splint. He began to ' home as his leg strengthened. Single mum Becci, of Plymouth, Devon, added: "As soon as Ming-Ming started physio and began walking so did Finlay. I was brimming with pride. Finlay has really taken to him. He is now much stronger and it's great to see him walking.&lt;br /&gt;"I've told him if he works hard then one day he will be able to take Ming-Ming for walks on a lead. That is what he is really working towards."&lt;br /&gt;Finlay can now manage to walk five yards at a time with the help of a Zimmer frame.&lt;br /&gt;Becci added: "Basically when Ming-Ming laid or sat down, his leg was right up near his head and he was unable to walk.&lt;br /&gt;"I was told the duckling was to be put down.&lt;br /&gt;"I was trying all over to find a vet that knew about ducks. At first I didn't think he would make it, I felt sick.&lt;br /&gt;"The most amazing thing is, in helping the duckling; Finlay has also taken his first steps."&lt;br /&gt;Finlay suffered brain damage as an infant and was diagnosed with cerebral palsy - which affects the way the brain co-ordinates movement in the body.&lt;br /&gt;Law student Becci rescued Ming-Ming - named after a character in TV show Wonder Pets - when he was just a day and-a-half-old.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-8079491230490240333?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/8079491230490240333/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=8079491230490240333' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8079491230490240333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8079491230490240333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/injured-duckling-helps-teach-young-boy.html' title='Injured duckling helps teach young boy to walk'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3Weo5v6CiI/AAAAAAAAlZo/lOjXDMvepu0/s72-c/ming-ming-pic-swns-24111835.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2727644805728016916</id><published>2010-02-11T18:46:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T18:46:53.511-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><title type='text'>Praying Mantis preys on cursor</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y0ExpwpzGsE&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y0ExpwpzGsE&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2727644805728016916?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2727644805728016916/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2727644805728016916' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2727644805728016916'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2727644805728016916'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/praying-mantis-preys-on-cursor.html' title='Praying Mantis preys on cursor'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7475399211890953374</id><published>2010-02-11T18:39:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T18:44:50.715-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='U.S.A.'/><title type='text'>Colorado Springs cuts into services considered basic by many</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3SjUM2i1sI/AAAAAAAAlZg/3oyoSQs3NYI/s1600-h/01ColoradoSprings.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 263px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437150217585743554" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3SjUM2i1sI/AAAAAAAAlZg/3oyoSQs3NYI/s400/01ColoradoSprings.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;This tax-averse city is about to learn what it looks and feels like when budget cuts slash services most Americans consider part of the urban fabric.&lt;br /&gt;More than a third of the streetlights in Colorado Springs will go dark Monday. The police helicopters are for sale on the Internet. The city is dumping firefighting jobs, a vice team, burglary investigators, beat cops — dozens of police and fire positions will go unfilled.&lt;br /&gt;The parks department removed trash cans last week, replacing them with signs urging users to pack out their own litter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_14303473?source=pop_section_news"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Neighbors are encouraged to bring their own lawn mowers to local green spaces, because parks workers will mow them only once every two weeks. If that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Water cutbacks mean most parks will be dead, brown turf by July; the flower and fertilizer budget is zero.&lt;br /&gt;City recreation centers, indoor and outdoor pools, and a handful of museums will close for good March 31 unless they find private funding to stay open. Buses no longer run on evenings and weekends. The city won't pay for any street paving, relying instead on a regional authority that can meet only about 10 percent of the need.&lt;br /&gt;"I guess we're going to find out what the tolerance level is for people," said businessman Chuck Fowler, who is helping lead a private task force brainstorming for city budget fixes. "It's a new day."&lt;br /&gt;Some residents are less sanguine, arguing that cuts to bus services, drug enforcement and treatment and job development are attacks on basic needs for the working class.&lt;br /&gt;"How are people supposed to live? We're not a 'Mayberry R.F.D.' anymore," said Addy Hansen, a criminal justice student who has spoken out about safety cuts. "We're the second-largest city, and growing, in Colorado. We're in trouble. We're in big trouble."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7475399211890953374?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7475399211890953374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7475399211890953374' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7475399211890953374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7475399211890953374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/colorado-springs-cuts-into-services.html' title='Colorado Springs cuts into services considered basic by many'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3SjUM2i1sI/AAAAAAAAlZg/3oyoSQs3NYI/s72-c/01ColoradoSprings.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7475413985911948228</id><published>2010-02-11T18:30:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-11T18:34:18.339-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Dog got his coat stolen right of him</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3ShnHdPOjI/AAAAAAAAlZY/OpGYeJDQ6do/s1600-h/lexie.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 230px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 234px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437148343531682354" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3ShnHdPOjI/AAAAAAAAlZY/OpGYeJDQ6do/s400/lexie.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A New York pooch was left shivering in the buff after a coldhearted mugger stole his coat just days before a raging winter storm bore down on the city.&lt;br /&gt;Donna McPherson, 42, says she tied up Lexie, her 10-year-old Westie, in front of Ace Supermarket "for two minutes" so she could buy milk.&lt;br /&gt;When she returned, his $25 green wool coat with leather trim and belt was gone.&lt;br /&gt;Fortunately, she said, Lexie wasn't wearing his pricier Burberry.&lt;br /&gt;"How could anyone steal a coat off someone's back in the freezing cold?" McPherson said. "I asked him, 'Where's your coat?' like he could answer me. I looked all over and could not find it."&lt;br /&gt;At Ace Supermarket on Seventh Avenue and Berkeley Place, employees insisted the neighborhood is normally safe for all dogs.&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/terrier_fying_crime_9eEnRmt9B61YzucjJ08jeJ"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; "This is highly unusual for the area,"&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;said one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-7475413985911948228?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/7475413985911948228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=7475413985911948228' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7475413985911948228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/7475413985911948228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/dog-got-his-coat-stolen-right-of-him.html' title='Dog got his coat stolen right of him'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3ShnHdPOjI/AAAAAAAAlZY/OpGYeJDQ6do/s72-c/lexie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-8866688431251292935</id><published>2010-02-10T18:34:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-10T18:35:33.131-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Straddling the Wall</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfYFSBo9mkY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EfYFSBo9mkY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-8866688431251292935?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/8866688431251292935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=8866688431251292935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8866688431251292935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/8866688431251292935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/straddling-wall.html' title='Straddling the Wall'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3454510975882385661</id><published>2010-02-09T19:19:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T19:25:01.983-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Teenager sleeps her life away - Literally</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;When 15-year-old Louisa Ball takes a nap, she doesn’t mess around. She sleeps for days on end, and no amount of shaking or prodding can fully wake her up.&lt;br /&gt;Rare illness turns girl, 15, into &lt;a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35254886/ns/today-today_health/?ns=today-today_health"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;‘sleeping beauty’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;But it’s no fairy tale; asleep for days on end, she has to be wakened to eat. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gTzc-1RpPQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_gTzc-1RpPQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3454510975882385661?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/3454510975882385661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=3454510975882385661' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3454510975882385661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3454510975882385661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/teenager-sleeps-her-life-away-literally.html' title='Teenager sleeps her life away - Literally'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-1356139984563076694</id><published>2010-02-09T19:12:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T19:18:37.292-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Man banned from carrying daughter on shoulders in Tesco</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3IIB0jEx2I/AAAAAAAAlYQ/d9rc3tTvDKQ/s1600-h/Martin-Dunkley_1574147c.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 250px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436416527568258914" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3IIB0jEx2I/AAAAAAAAlYQ/d9rc3tTvDKQ/s400/Martin-Dunkley_1574147c.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A father was banned from carrying his daughter on his shoulders during a shopping trip to Tesco.&lt;br /&gt;Martin Dunkley was confronted by a security guard when he tried to enter a branch of the store in Cambridge.&lt;br /&gt;The guard told the 45-year-old taxi driver to take six year-old Natalie down for health and safety reasons.&lt;br /&gt;But he refused and decided to shop elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;A Tesco spokeswoman: "We take the safety of our staff and customers very seriously. Each store can make these decisions on an individual basis. We have no blanket policy on this issue."&lt;br /&gt;The incident comes after other Tesco stores recently banned customers from wandering around stores wearing pajamas, then from going barefoot. &lt;a href="http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/01/tesco-ban-on-shoppers-in-pajamas.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Tesco ban on shoppers in pajamas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-1356139984563076694?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/1356139984563076694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=1356139984563076694' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/3-legged-bear-walking-upright.html' title='3 Legged Bear Chooses Walking Upright'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-7571122414618323568</id><published>2010-02-09T11:54:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-09T11:56:36.706-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Dogs Dinner – The Funny Version</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="505"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-3639262106368010756</id><published>2010-02-08T10:58:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T11:02:08.429-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Dog Saves Diabetic Owner!</title><content type='html'>Don Callahan rescued his four-legged companion, Wyatt Earp, at an adoption fair held at the Detroit Zoo five years ago. Now, Wyatt Earp has returned the favor.&lt;br /&gt;On January 23, Callahan collapsed while on a walk with the dog by Rotary Park on 13 Mile Road. Drivers and pedestrians couldn't see Callahan as he lay in the dark on the sidewalk.&lt;br /&gt;His loyal companion stayed by his side and barked incessantly. Finally, someone called the police about the dog being a nuisance. When police responded, they found Callahan and rushed him to the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;Callahan who is a diabetic, went into a coma after his blood sugar level dropped to 18, far below normal levels.&lt;br /&gt;Besides being thankful for Wyatt Earp, Callahan says he is thankful to Marlene Burgess who called the police about the barking dog, which brought him the help he so greatly needed.&lt;br /&gt;Callahan is recuperating at home with Wyatt Earp right by his side.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/towX5qMi8qQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/towX5qMi8qQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-3639262106368010756?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/3639262106368010756/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=3639262106368010756' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3639262106368010756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/3639262106368010756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/dog-saves-diabetic-owner.html' title='Dog Saves Diabetic Owner!'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4729898522234137332</id><published>2010-02-08T10:42:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T10:52:18.138-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Retirement village is exclusively for cats</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3A_vZzuDsI/AAAAAAAAlX4/4Rktx3YoKQQ/s1600-h/622845-homeleigh-retirement-village.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 225px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435914833850404546" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3A_vZzuDsI/AAAAAAAAlX4/4Rktx3YoKQQ/s400/622845-homeleigh-retirement-village.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Homeleigh retirement village is a perfect place to spend the twilight years, with staff to clean and cook, a garden and immaculate quarters.&lt;br /&gt;But forget about signing up - unless you are a cat.&lt;br /&gt;Inside a fully functional house next to Keysborough Animal Shelter in outer Melbourne, the only residents are eight aged felines.&lt;br /&gt;A shelter staff member visits every morning and night to feed the cats and human visitors pop and to spend a few hours.&lt;br /&gt;Elizabeth Johns, one of the directors of the village, said the cats never fought and would roam the house and garden at will.&lt;br /&gt;Ms Johns, who visits twice a week, said owners can rest easy knowing their pets will be cared for. That's the case even if an owner dies or is incapacitated.&lt;br /&gt;"You can't often rehome a cat, especially an older cat, and people want peace of mind," she said.&lt;br /&gt;To become a resident, &lt;a href="http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/wacky/homeleigh-retirement-village-is-exclusively-for-cats/story-e6frev20-1225827624472"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;cats must be at least eight years old and owners must donate $6000 to cover expenses for the cat's life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4729898522234137332?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4729898522234137332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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term='Pictures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='&quot;Uncategorized&quot;'/><title type='text'>"Flying 101"</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Click to Enlarge&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3A9H_xZdbI/AAAAAAAAlXw/ltjXXzIJcuE/s1600-h/3020848_e2d1_600x1000.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 298px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435911957823190450" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3A9H_xZdbI/AAAAAAAAlXw/ltjXXzIJcuE/s400/3020848_e2d1_600x1000.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2723853639245440582?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2723853639245440582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2723853639245440582' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2723853639245440582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2723853639245440582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/flying-101.html' title='&quot;Flying 101&quot;'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S3A9H_xZdbI/AAAAAAAAlXw/ltjXXzIJcuE/s72-c/3020848_e2d1_600x1000.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2338602223541744318</id><published>2010-02-07T17:58:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T18:00:34.547-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FYI:'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food-Drink'/><title type='text'>The Double Big Gulp and the Average Adult Human’s Stomach</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S29TtoJCMXI/AAAAAAAAlXY/cpsZGijbZwc/s1600-h/superbiggulp.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435655318594007410" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S29TtoJCMXI/AAAAAAAAlXY/cpsZGijbZwc/s400/superbiggulp.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The 7-11 Double Big Gulp holds about twice the amount of fluid than the average adult human’s stomach.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The average adult human’s stomach can hold comfortably about 32 ounces at any given time. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The Double Big Gulp holds about 64 ounces of soda or Slurpee.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2338602223541744318?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2338602223541744318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2338602223541744318' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2338602223541744318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2338602223541744318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/double-big-gulp-and-average-adult.html' title='The Double Big Gulp and the Average Adult Human’s Stomach'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S29TtoJCMXI/AAAAAAAAlXY/cpsZGijbZwc/s72-c/superbiggulp.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4609190608489291702</id><published>2010-02-07T10:08:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T10:20:03.568-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>In the News</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Court orders boy to clean bedroom and do chores&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A boy who went on a rampage at home in the Republic of Ireland has been ordered by a judge to do the household chores for the next six months.&lt;br /&gt;Judge Clare Leonard yesterday told the boy, 15, he must attend school, &lt;a href="http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/court-orders-boy-to-clean-bedroom-and-do-chores-14667574.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;not lose his temper at home when his parents say "no",&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;attend sporting clubs, and “clean his room and do cooking".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Queens &lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;12-year-old girl Alexa Gonzalez from Queens was hauled out of school in handcuffs after getting caught doodling on desk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/education/2010/02/05/2010-02-05_cuffed_for_doodling_on_a_desk.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Alexa is the latest in a string of city students who have been cuffed for minor infractions.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; In 2007, 13-year-old Chelsea Fraser was placed under arrest for writing "okay" on her desk at Intermediate School 201. And in 2008, 5-year-old Dennis Rivera was cuffed and sent to a psych ward after throwing a fit in his kindergarten.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.scotsman.com/odd/Wife-laughs-off-OAPs-two.6049694.jp"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;Wife laughs at husband with two left feet&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/02/04/20100204burger-king-burglar-former-employee.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;Ex-Burger King employee breaks in, waits for police&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/04/nbc-serves-fried-chicken_n_449821.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#3333ff;"&gt;NBC Serves Fried Chicken &amp;amp; Collard Greens&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In Celebration Of Black History Month&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4609190608489291702?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4609190608489291702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=4609190608489291702' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4609190608489291702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4609190608489291702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/in-news.html' title='In the News'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2962326361125634828</id><published>2010-02-07T10:01:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T10:06:45.404-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Technology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Stuff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Pictures'/><title type='text'>Notebook Case</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Vintage Style&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27ks2l-WWI/AAAAAAAAlWA/uSyYJwy4OfM/s1600-h/Notebook_Case+(Vintage_Style).jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 323px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435533259502934370" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27ks2l-WWI/AAAAAAAAlWA/uSyYJwy4OfM/s400/Notebook_Case+(Vintage_Style).jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-2962326361125634828?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/2962326361125634828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=2962326361125634828' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2962326361125634828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/2962326361125634828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/notebook-case.html' title='Notebook Case'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27ks2l-WWI/AAAAAAAAlWA/uSyYJwy4OfM/s72-c/Notebook_Case+(Vintage_Style).jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-5541396611881376607</id><published>2010-02-07T09:52:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T09:59:32.442-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Food-Drink'/><title type='text'>6 Double Yolk Eggs</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Six extra yolks in just one cartoon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;A woman opening a box of eggs was left shell-shocked after beating odds of more than a trillion to one by cracking open six double-yolk eggs from the same carton.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27h0AwbOTI/AAAAAAAAlVw/U4B6HnH2s4M/s1600-h/Double+Eggs.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 282px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435530083955325234" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27h0AwbOTI/AAAAAAAAlVw/U4B6HnH2s4M/s400/Double+Eggs.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt; .&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-5541396611881376607?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/5541396611881376607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=5541396611881376607' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/5541396611881376607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/5541396611881376607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/6-double-yolk-eggs.html' title='6 Double Yolk Eggs'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27h0AwbOTI/AAAAAAAAlVw/U4B6HnH2s4M/s72-c/Double+Eggs.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-881596954673803973</id><published>2010-02-07T09:43:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T09:49:22.016-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Using Your Brain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Here Today Gone Tomorrow</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;Giant snow sculptures attract thousands of tourists during a snow festival held in city of &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Sapporo in Hokkaido. .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jryS3QvRG1c&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jryS3QvRG1c&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-881596954673803973?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/881596954673803973/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=881596954673803973' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/881596954673803973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/881596954673803973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/amazing-snow-sculptures-on-display-in.html' title='Here Today Gone Tomorrow'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-4521557058004323544</id><published>2010-02-07T09:34:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-07T09:43:04.298-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>"I Have Been Prevented From Using My Own Driveway"</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27dxX3_McI/AAAAAAAAlVo/ppsdLMy02x0/s1600-h/1265213287307347.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 377px; FLOAT: right; HEIGHT: 283px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435525640574939586" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27dxX3_McI/AAAAAAAAlVo/ppsdLMy02x0/s400/1265213287307347.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;A blind man wakes up one morning and finds that the entrances to his driveway have been blocked by cement barriers. That man is suffering from physical disabilities has lost his sight and about two months ago underwent a kidney transplant. Naturally he could not witness with his own eyes the convoy which included a City of Toronto truck containing concrete blocks and two police vehicles, which arrived in his house and with a large crane blocked the two entrances to his driveway.&lt;br /&gt;The city workers who blocked the driveway told Kadosh that it was too wide and needs to be narrowed down. They claimed they would do the job and then send him the bill. “The driveway was always this wide, even before I moved in. I never received any letter or even a phone call from them and the supervisor refused to give me a copy of the letter that was sent to my old address. &lt;a href="http://www.shalomlife.com/eng/4716/%22I_Have_Been_Prevented_From_Accessing_My_Own_House%22/"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The whole thing was done so quickly, in approximately half an hour so I couldn’t respond, and it was done in an insulting way with police on the scene. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;By blocking the driveway, they essentially prevented me from having access to my own house.”&lt;br /&gt;The City of Toronto refused to comment on the issue. John Filion, a Toronto city councilor representing the ward Kadosh lives in, told Shalom Life that the driveway in Kadosh’s house is illegal. “There were more than ten cars parked on that driveway, making the whole thing illegal. He was given repeated notices to correct the illegalities and had ignored them.” Filion could not comment on the way the matter was handled by city employees or why the letter was sent to Kadosh’s old address in Thornhill.&lt;br /&gt;Kadosh said that he never parked more than two cars on his driveway and so the city’s allegations were untrue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-4521557058004323544?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/4521557058004323544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=4521557058004323544' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4521557058004323544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/4521557058004323544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-have-been-prevented-from-using-my-own.html' title='&quot;I Have Been Prevented From Using My Own Driveway&quot;'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S27dxX3_McI/AAAAAAAAlVo/ppsdLMy02x0/s72-c/1265213287307347.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6877095202672187445</id><published>2010-02-06T20:11:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-06T20:14:29.381-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny Video'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Animal&apos;s'/><title type='text'>Maru gets a security blanket</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;It's actually a net for washing that Maru carries around&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qilySFDhnhY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qilySFDhnhY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6877095202672187445?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6877095202672187445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6877095202672187445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6877095202672187445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6877095202672187445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/maru-gets-security-blanket.html' title='Maru gets a security blanket'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-6402505843843354659</id><published>2010-02-04T15:00:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-04T15:04:43.112-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><title type='text'>Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S2s1hAWM9fI/AAAAAAAAlUQ/187pm03r8LA/s1600-h/foot+print.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 176px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 200px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434496216497714674" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S2s1hAWM9fI/AAAAAAAAlUQ/187pm03r8LA/s200/foot+print.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It also included cupcakes, Twinkies and other snack cakes from the Merita Bread Company.&lt;br /&gt;A report from the Sullivan County Sheriff's Office in reporting 34-year-old James M. Denoon and 18-year-old Anthony Stout were found hiding under a truck at the bakery late Friday night.&lt;br /&gt;The deputies found about $300 worth of stolen snack cakes stacked on the ground nearby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/02/02/20100202twinkies-stolen-footprints.html"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Finding the accused thieves was easy: The deputies only had to follow their footprints.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; There was more than an inch of snow on the ground by Friday night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8724655604695527000-6402505843843354659?l=2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/feeds/6402505843843354659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8724655604695527000&amp;postID=6402505843843354659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6402505843843354659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8724655604695527000/posts/default/6402505843843354659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://2daysdailyfunny.blogspot.com/2010/02/thieves-swipe-twinkies-leave-tracks-in.html' title='Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow'/><author><name>The Man</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17793287196095747463</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/SkUFQq4yCDI/AAAAAAAAiyM/7D7SBe_dGO4/S220/OldGlory.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuOo8x3WXWE/S2s1hAWM9fI/AAAAAAAAlUQ/187pm03r8LA/s72-c/foot+print.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8724655604695527000.post-2738927730822681243</id><published>2010-02-04T14:53:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-02-04T14:57:40.734-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='In the News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Video'/><title type='text'>Ultrasound Misses Birth Defect</title><content type='html'>Ultrasounds Can Detect Hundreds of Deformities, But Not Babies Missing Eyes&lt;br /&gt;When Taylor Garrison gave birth in October, she was astonished that doctors whisked her daughter, Brielle, out of the delivery room without much explanation.&lt;br /&gt;"They took her out of the room, and they wouldn't let us see her," said Garrison, 15, of Wellington, Fla.&lt;br /&gt;Finally, after six hours of tests, Garrison got to look briefly at her baby and see what doctors were so concerned about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/EyeHealth/ultrasounds-miss-babies-born-eyes/story?id=9680013&amp;amp;cid=yahoo_pitchlist"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;"She looked like a normal baby, but I could just tell something was wrong," Garrison said.&lt;/span&gt; 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