Thursday, May 10, 2007
You may have seen a dog in clothes, or even dogs in strollers. But on motorcycles?
Meet Gus. Gus is a biker chick. Yes, she's a girl.
Her owner, Jerry Dean of Wisconsin, says Gus loves taking to the highway on their V-Star bike. They love riding on 620 in Lakeway.
She even has her own motorcycle helmet.
Dean says more people should seriously consider rescuing dogs from shelters.
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.
The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 195 years old!"
The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
Toys multiply to fill any space available.
The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.
If the shoe fits ... it will be expensive.
The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.
The more challenging the child, the more rewarding it is to be a parent ... sometimes.