Saturday, March 15, 2008

Tongue tricks

Don’t move that keyboard



Best Trained Dog

Automatic door

Balls in cube

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CHECK FOR ALZHEIMERS

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University ... Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
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The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
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1. This is this cat.

2. This is is cat.

3. This is how cat.

4. This is to cat.

5. This is keep cat.

6. This is an cat.

7. This is old cat.

8. This is fart cat.

9. This is busy cat.

10. This is for cat.

11. This is forty cat.

12. This is seconds cat.
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Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down...

The dog who stole the show

A dog has been sacked (fired) from a stage production of Oliver, because it was stealing the spotlight.
Bull terrier Bronx won the role of Bill Sykes's dog in the Southend Operatic and Dramatic Society's current production at Cliffs Pavilion.
But he has been booted out after distracting the cast and audience with his bizarre stage antics.
Owner Edward James said: "He flaps his leg around like Thumper, stamping on the ground."
He got on stage when Bill Sykes was having a romantic moment with Nancy and started doing his stage dance, with his leg going up and down. Everyone just started laughing.
The show will continue without a dog on stage.