Little Mary’s 1st grade class was on a field trip to their local police station.
There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board label, "The 10 Most Wanted."
One of the youngsters pointed to the pictures and asked who those people are?
The policeman said; "They are very bad people and we want to arrest them."
So Little Mary said to the policeman, “Mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Monday, July 9, 2007
7+7+7+7+7 = One lucky baby
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070708/ap_on_fe_st/odd_lucky_baby
July 8, 2007
"Jack Allen Falkner is one lucky baby."
The son of Dan and Leslie Falkner was born July 7, 2007, considered by many the luckiest day of the century.
But Jack's luck didn't stop there. The infant weighed in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces, at St. Joseph's Hospital in Chippewa Falls.
The number seven is considered lucky by gamblers, numerologists and the slew of couples who chose Saturday as their wedding date. If the string of sevens in that date makes for auspicious associations, the extra digits in his weight could bode that much better for the infant.
"He's doing very well," said his father, a diesel technician at Eau Claire Machine and Volvo.
Jack's 3-year-old sister, Allison, also gave her nod of approval.
"She thinks he's pretty cute and pretty neat," Dan Falkner said.
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Saturday, July 7, 2007
Friday, July 6, 2007
STOCK MARKET RESULTS!
They are as follows . . .
- Helium was up, feathers were down.
- Paper was stationery.
- Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
- Knives were up sharply.
- Cows steered into a bull market.
- Pencils lost a few points.
- Hiking equipment was trailing.
- Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
- Weights were up in heavy trading.
- Light switches were off.
- Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
- Diapers remain unchanged.
- Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
- The market for raisins dried up.
- Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
- Sun peaked at midday.
- Balloon prices were inflated.
- And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
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