HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'George W Bush'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you. 'Do you really want to get rid of'George W Bush?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better.PS - Tomorrow we'll do Dick Cheney

Thank you I feel much better now.