Thursday, April 19, 2007

Have you ever wonder

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Picture of the day #2

Bath Tub Racing

Quote for the day

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
- Blake Clark-

Joke for the day

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Picture of the day

I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY.
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT
UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.