Sunday, September 16, 2007

It's MONDAY Already

I Missed You So Much

White kids can't have all the fun


The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Share the words of wisdom with a friend...

Can you hear me?

They don't call them "LUCKY" Charms for nothing

Found a crisp new $20.00 in a box of "Lucky" Charms.

Oxygen cafe for pets

Air Press Inc. has opened Japan’s first oxygen cafe for pets in Yoyogiuehara, Tokyo.

The Air Press Ownd cafe is a relaxation space and salon where pets and their owners can enjoy health and beauty rejuvenation. The Oasis O2, the oxygen capsule popular with professional athletes, and the Dogs O2, the capsule for pets, are installed at the café.
Dogs O2 comes in three sizes- 400 mm x 600 mm, 600 mm x 800 mm and 800 mm x 1000 mm – and can be used for cats as well as dogs. The mattress in the capsule is replaceable for better hygiene and the noise of the air flow is reduced so that sensitive pets can relax in the capsule. Twelve Dogs O2 capsules are available at the cafe.