Saturday, May 12, 2007

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day

If I could give you diamond for each tear you cried for me.
If I could give you sapphires for each truth you've helped me see.
If I could give you rubies for the heartache that you've known
If I could give you pearls for the wisdom that you've shown.

Then you'll have a treasure that would mount up to the skies
That would almost match the sparkle in your kind and loving eyes.

But I have no pearls, no diamonds, rubies or sapphires
As I'm sure you're well aware

So I'll give you gifts more precious
My devotion, love and care.

~Author Unknown~

Joke for the day

Viva Las Vegas
There are more Catholic churches than casinos in Las Vegas.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Benedictine Monastery for sorting.
Then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.

Fitness Tips for the day

Surround yourself with people and things that promote a healthy lifestyle.

8 Ways to Burn Calories and Fight Fat
These healthy habits may help give your body a calorie-burning boost.

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Video's for the day

Go bother someone else

When there is a will there is a way