Thursday, November 22, 2007

Distracted Mail Carrier

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Bush's Baked Beans

Perfect timing

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that some women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Human Calendar

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Start your work day with a "SMILE"

Unusual Load

Whiskers' Long Whiskers

Whiskers' name suits him perfectly. Look how long his whiskers are -- longer than any of the other cats -- according to the tape measure!
Whiskers is a very loving cat who craves to be touched and picked up. He likes humans, and purrs as he kneads and rubs his nose on my nose to show affection. He doesn't shed and is very clean. His fur is soft like silk to the touch.

African lion chases cars in Ohio

Central Ohioans watched in awe as a lion chased down cars on a major Ohio highway. Lambert is not your typical house cat. At 550 pounds, the lion towers over his owner. Motorists on U.S. Route 23 received a shock Monday, watching Lambert chasing cars down the highway. “He just ran after them like a dog chasing cars, he'd run 10 to 15 feet and come back,” a driver said. Lambert’s owner, Terry Brumfield raises lions as an escape from depression said his pet broke out through the top of his pen. The Ohio State Highway Patrol and sheriff responded but Brumfield coaxed the cat back into his cage.