Sunday, October 14, 2007

Maybe the Worst Father of the Year?

Medical Term Needed

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English, the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“OK,” said the man.
“Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

For Sale

Dog For Sale: (Or free to good home)

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or drug addicts left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Carmen Sandiego finally found....

…. in San Diego of all places.


Hi-Ho, it's off to work I go...