Saturday, May 5, 2007

And the crazy thing is, it came out of that little box!

You want fries with that?

Fitness Tip for the day

Never shop on an empty stomach - You'll buy too much food.

Walking the Dog

Joke for the day

Heimlich Maneuver
At a buffet, a man suddenly called out, "Help! My son is choking!
He swallowed a quarter! Please, anyone, help!"

A man from a nearby table quietly stood up and said that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing.

He walked over to the boy -- suddenly squeezed hard in a sensitive spot, and out popped the quarter.

The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" cried the father. "Are you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."

Video for the day

The “Twirl-a-Squirrel” could quite possibly be the best feeder ever — “Squirrel’s weight on feeder activates a motor which gently twirls him off.”