Saturday, May 5, 2007

Joke for the day

Heimlich Maneuver
At a buffet, a man suddenly called out, "Help! My son is choking!
He swallowed a quarter! Please, anyone, help!"

A man from a nearby table quietly stood up and said that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing.

He walked over to the boy -- suddenly squeezed hard in a sensitive spot, and out popped the quarter.

The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" cried the father. "Are you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."

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