A hum-vee-dinger of a fish tale

A Sherman, Texas man planned to spend the day at Lake Texoma with his family over the weekend, hoping he might get a big catch. He never expected what he found. His big catch turned out to be a stretch-Hummer limousine.

Bob Faulkner knew he hit something large and had to get it out of the water. When he attached his anchor and tried to remove the object, he pulled in a large piece of vinyl.

He contacted the Grayson County Sheriff's Office, and when deputies arrived, with Faulkner's help, and after four tries, they reeled the vehicle in.

Faulkner says he couldn't believe his eyes as the roof just kept coming out of the water.

He says finding any vehicle in the lake was a shock, but realizing he "caught" a stretch limousine is one catch he says he'll never forget.

The case is still under investigation and police say it was stolen from a local home and dumped.

New police siren makes motorists shake

A growing number of police departments across the country are using a new type of siren.
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Pa-Pa-Pa Panda toast

What you need is a little Pa, Panda® toast!

At least that’s what Sega Toys (Japanese site) seems to think with this new line of character items with panda faces on them that will go on the market next June.
Of course, Sega Toys’ “Pa, Panda” toast should not confuse with Sanyo’s Panda Toaster featured on the “IRON CHEF” show a few years ago.

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Henry

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'George W Bush'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you. 'Do you really want to get rid of'George W Bush?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better.PS - Tomorrow we'll do Dick Cheney

Thank you I feel much better now.

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