So there I was . . .

. . . just relaxing in front of the T.V.

When the kids yelled, “Hey Dad, come see the kittens."

When you get a Speeding Ticket..............

DO WHAT IS RIGHT!

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I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL

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THEN THE COP LOOKED IN THE BACK SEAT.

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Dumb Criminal Minds

One thing that’s always been funny to me is how dumb some criminals are. I am by no means advocating crime but if you are going to be a criminal, why wouldn’t you do something only if it was worth your while? Far too many people go to jail over meaningless criminal acts such as stealing $70 from a cash register. Mr. Criminal, you’ve got to be kidding me. You’re going to risk jail time with Bubba, sacrifice all the time you could have been working (making a lot more than what you stole), and limiting future career options for a whopping $70? Maybe you deserve to be in jail.