White kids can't have all the fun

WISE WORD’S

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Share the words of wisdom with a friend...

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They don't call them "LUCKY" Charms for nothing

Found a crisp new $20.00 in a box of "Lucky" Charms.

Oxygen cafe for pets

Air Press Inc. has opened Japan’s first oxygen cafe for pets in Yoyogiuehara, Tokyo.

The Air Press Ownd cafe is a relaxation space and salon where pets and their owners can enjoy health and beauty rejuvenation. The Oasis O2, the oxygen capsule popular with professional athletes, and the Dogs O2, the capsule for pets, are installed at the café.
Dogs O2 comes in three sizes- 400 mm x 600 mm, 600 mm x 800 mm and 800 mm x 1000 mm – and can be used for cats as well as dogs. The mattress in the capsule is replaceable for better hygiene and the noise of the air flow is reduced so that sensitive pets can relax in the capsule. Twelve Dogs O2 capsules are available at the cafe.

Firefighters rescue donkey trapped in well

Firefighters in the western Minnesota town of Underwood weren't quite sure what to expect when they got the call: A donkey had fallen down an abandoned well and was trapped.

An unusual rescue operation followed.

Firefighters quickly realized that the donkey, which belonged to a farmer named Warren Gundberg, couldn't just be pulled from the well. So they started pulling away earth with a Bobcat tractor and dismantling the well block by block.Once the west wall of the well was dismantled, firefighters put a harness around the donkey and guided it out with a rope.

Underwood Fire Chief Bruce Huseth says he's rescued cows who've fallen through the ice, but never a trapped donkey. The donkey had some bruises but is otherwise fine.

There's a news video here.

A Cat’s Life

This picture cracks me up!

The look on the big cat's face:

Here she goes slobbering on me again...this dog is so Annoying...
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The look on the kitten’s face:

Yep! I’m going to be an Orphan...

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The woman holding the cat:

Get that out of your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been...

A watched pot never boils

Now That's Gotta Hurt!

Little kid gets his finger stuck
In a stainless steel chair.

In Shanghai, China.

Spanner Wrench Left Luke Hurting
An eight-year-old boy went to bed with a spanner stuck on his finger because he was too embarrassed to tell his mom. Luke Reid, from Manchester, was in so much pain the next morning he had to go to hospital. Medics could not get the bike spanner off his index finger. Firefighters then took two hours to free him using a hacksaw. Fire chief Rick Burke said: "They gave him gas and air to make him relax and it did the trick. He was laughing his head off."

Cadbury and Mars to Remove Artificial Additives

Cadbury and Mars to Remove Artificial Additives After Discovery of Link To Hyperactivity In Children

Cadbury and Mars have promised to remove artificial additives from Starburst, Skittles and peanut and chocolate M&Ms following the release of a study that links hyperactivity in children with the additive "E104" and artificial colors. » Article here