Video of the day #2

Kick the Monster Butt

Quote for the day

Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
-Frank Lloyd Wright-

Joke for the day

A door mat that reads:

Please stay on the mat.
Your visit is very important to us.
Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received.

Have you ever wonder

Why do people return to the refrigerator over and over with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Picture for the day

Having a fun time

Video of the day

Father makes boy wear sign as punishment for using drugs

First Space Tourist

Charles Simonyi gestures shortly after his landing in Russian Souyz TMA-9 space capsule about 500 km (310 miles) south-west of the Kazakh town of Karaganda, Saturday, April 21, 2007. A Russian cosmonaut and an American astronaut returned to Earth on Saturday along with a U.S. billionaire whose paid voyage to the international space station ended with a landing on the Kazakh steppe.

Pictures for the day

Joke for the day

The preachers' convention
The newly-hired bellhop is asking an older employee what the tips were like. The senior bellhop tells him, "Just wait for the Preachers' Convention."

"Why? Are they generous?"

"Let's put it this way. Last year they showed up with the Ten Commandments in one hand and a ten dollar bill in the other, and when they left they hadn't broken either."

Something to think about

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said,

"Quit while you're ahead"?