This is a test of the Google Adsense marketing program. I’m running a trial of ads from Google. Of course I expect to get rich by doing this. Then I’ll be able to retire from my regular job and search the web for more fun – just for you. I hope it’s not too distracting for my readers.
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If this been an actual ad you’d have been enticed to click on its link and be swept away by the magic of advertising. However this was a "Test Only"
This concludes this notice of the test for Google Adsense.
Now back to my regular blogcasting.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Joke for the day
Whoa Nellie!
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked, "And where were you when I got married?"
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the man asked, "And where were you when I got married?"
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
What Annoy's You
Pet Peeves™
Everybody Has At Least One
Here’s what some visitors have to say about their top choices for life’s little annoyances...
Maureen from Canada says:
- People who leave the coffee pot empty;
Pauline from UT says:
- Leaving your shopping cart in the middle of the aisle;
Laura from NJ says:
- Using the last of the toilet paper and not replacing it;
Scarlett from TX says:
- People who think they have to be cool
Sharon from Canada says:
- Not enough time in a day to accomplish everything
Teresa from GA says:
- Waiting anxiously to play a game that has just been released only to find it is no good;
Bonnie from FL says:
- Nurses that are mean;
Elizabeth from NY says:
- Landscapers who come at 7:30 am & use leaf blowers;
Lisa from PA says:
- People who complain about what they don't have;
Marsha from MA says:
- When people call me 'dude.'
Ten Rules for Being Human
1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10. You will forget all this.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10. You will forget all this.
Jokes for the day #2
When the clock factory caught fire, second hand smoke was everywhere.
It wasn't school that John disliked; it was just the principal of the thing.
To some, marriage is a word ... to others, a sentence.
It wasn't school that John disliked; it was just the principal of the thing.
To some, marriage is a word ... to others, a sentence.
Joke for the day
How To Clean Your Toilet
The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add one-eighth cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet And the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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