Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Video for the day #2

Sibling Keeps The Other From Crying

Puppy to Adult

Tiffany the Golden Retriever


Tiffany's mom says: Tiffany is a golden retriever who was bred and trained to be an assistance dog for Canine Companions for Independence. As a volunteer puppy raiser, my family and I brought Tiffany home when she was eight weeks old. As she was the third puppy we had raised for CCI, we thought we had seen it all until our new girl slipped while playing with our black lab and broke her leg at only nine weeks of age! We think that two months of being carried around and cuddled (in a pink cast!) helped Tiffany grow up to be one of the sweetest and most loving dogs ever. Her leg healed perfectly and we cried when Tiffany, at 18 months old, had to return to CCI to complete her training. In November, Tiffany graduated from the program and, although I miss her every day, I am very proud of her; she now works as a service dog for someone in her new family who truly benefits from her unconditional love!

Money

Money
It can buy you a House,
But not a Home.

It can buy you a Bed,
But not Sleep.

It can buy you a Clock,
But not Time.

It can buy you a Book,
But not Knowledge.

It can buy you a Position,
But not Respect.

It can buy you Medicine,
But not Health.

It can buy you Blood,
But not Life.


So you see money isn't everything. The best things in life can't be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find.

CASH ONLY, PLEASE


Video for the day

Cat Adopts Squirrels

Judge orders shoplifters to wear “I'm a thief” sign

Shoppers entering a Wal-Mart Super Center in Alabama got a reminder not to try anything funny: Two shoplifters stood outside with signs reading "I am a thief; I stole from Wal-Mart."

Attalla City Judge Kenneth Robertson Jr. ordered the two people to wear the signs for four hours each during two successive Saturdays.

"The only comments we've heard so far have been positive," said store manager Neil Hawkins. "Most of them thought it was a good thing."

Hawkins noted how embarrassing it would be for the public to see someone who got caught shoplifting. "Maybe they'll think twice about doing it," he said.

Joke for the day

The minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:

"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures and I could not stop talking!"

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Very Happy Ending

Parents save twin boys found floating unconscious in pool

Twin two-year-old boys were miraculously brought back from the dead by their parents after almost drowning in their grandmother's swimming pool.

Belinda and Shaun Hedley worked for five desperate minutes to resuscitate their sons, Braith and Seth, who were found floating side by side, face down in the backyard pool.

In an amazing story of determination and heroism, the couple drew on their first-aid training and revived the boys before an ambulance arrived.

“I thought: ‘We’ve lost both of them’,” their mother, Belinda, 33, said. “I thought to myself: ‘We can’t go on living’. But I knew we just couldn’t give up. We had to do something.”

Mr Hedley lifted the seemingly lifeless bodies from the pool and, still standing in the water, began trying to revive one of the boys. Mrs Hedley worked on the other twin, using training that they had received at a first-aid course.

An ambulance officer who attended the accident, Daryl Taylor, said: “The parents saved their lives. Obviously it’s the most important thing a parent could probably do, giving life-saving treatment such as this.”

Pictures for the day


Not everything in war is bad

Fitness Tip for the day

Do you have pot belly problems?

No matter how hard you work out with abdominal exercises and how well you eat it sometimes seems like that pot belly just will not go away. The trick is to be patient and concentrate on doing your ab exercises correctly. It is better to do fewer reps and do them perfectly than to do a whole bunch of sloppy crunches. Be sure you are tensing your stomach muscles all the way through your crunches. Do not use your arms to yank your body off the floor. Force your tummy muscles to do the work.
Do your ab exercises slowly and right you will get more benefits from them.

Joke for the day

I need your help

You may be able to help me.

As always, when I need advice or counsel I turn to my most trusted friends and family.

I do this because I know you will always be candid and honest with me.

I need your opinion on something that has been bothering me for some time now.

I am counting on you, so please don't let our relationship influence your answer.

Thanks in advance!

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Does this bikini make my butt look too big???