Why Being Efficient At Home Is Not Always A Good Ideal

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: "Don't try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made many separate trips between the fridge, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying only a single item at a time.

One day I told her, "You're wasting too much time. Why don't you try carrying several things at once?"

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked."

Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten."

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This little piggy got painted

Art students in China are painting live pigs as part of a new project.

Grass found growing on baby's lung

Chinese surgeons who operated on a baby girl with breathing problems were amazed to find grass growing on her lung.
The 10-month baby girl, from Zhoukou city, was initially diagnosed with pneumonia but the symptoms didn't improve after several days of treatment.
"So we took the baby to another hospital in the capital city," the father, surnamed Han, told the Dahe Daily newspaper.
At the 3rd affiliated Hospital of Zhengzhou University, the baby was diagnosed with pyopneumothorax, a rare complication of pneumonia, but again the symptoms remained despite treatment.
Finally, doctors decided to perform open-chest surgery.
"We were surprised to find a 3cm piece of grass growing on the baby's right lung," said chief surgeon Li Qun.
Doctors removed the grass, and the baby is now recovering. The parents say the grass is the same type as in their yard at home where the little girl often plays.
Doctors says it's possible grass seed was blown into the baby's nose and through her respiratory system to the lung and found suitable growing conditions there. But they've never seen such a thing before.

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One Arrested In Snack Attack; Assault By Cheetos

The assault weapons listed on the Des Moines police report was a bag of Cheetos.

Patrick Hamman, 22, of 4904 S.W. 13th St., was arrested Sunday on a charge of domestic assault. Officers explained that the victim of the snack attack, Michael Hamman, lives with his adult son, Patrick and that they became involved in an argument Sunday night.

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The family of 18 people living in one house (36 pics)

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