Todays Posts

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Sorry about the lack of posting

check out the new posts tomorrow.

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Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes

A phosphene is an entoptic phenomenon characterized by the experience of seeing light without light actually entering the eye. The word phosphene comes from the Greek words phos (light) and phainein (to show).
Phosphenes can be directly induced by mechanical, electrical, or magnetic stimulation of the retina or visual cortex as well as by random firing of cells in the visual system. Phosphenes have also been reported by meditators.
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Keepers Of Our Country

By raising flags, we all unite

Behind our U.S. Forces

We will show you our support

With unlimited resources

You give true meaning to the words

Of "DUTY", "HONOR" and "PRIDE"

This we see within your eyes

As off to war you now stride

God bless and keep you safe from harm

You're special, don't you see!

We're proud of who and what you are

As you keep our country free!

I know it's hard to leave behind

Your families, as they cried

It takes a special person though

To bring the strength from deep inside

Yellow ribbons around the trees

Are tied tight to let you know

That while you are so far away

Lighted candles. . . in windows glow

God will forever be with you

Just whisper out His name

He's listening to your very soul

So peace within you will remain

God Bless You

"The Keepers Of Our Country"

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Happy Birthday America

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Captain Sea Lion at the Wheel

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Gardener creates herd of elephants

Gardener Gavin Hogg hedgerow was getting so overgrown it resembled a jungle he took matters in hand and transformed it into a herd of elephants.

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Mr Hogg, 49, fell in love with the wildlife during a safari in Kenya that when he returned home he decided to recreate a little bit of Africa in his back garden.
He painstakingly carved out a seven adult elephants and three babies from his hedgerow.
It took two days to craft the herd with a trimmer, shears – and a pair of scissors for the fiddly bits.
The result is a striking 100ft-long trail of green elephants that stretches around the corner of his family home outside Brecon in Mid Wales.
Mr Hogg said: "It was just a normal, fairly boring box hedge when I started. I found a picture of a group of elephants and set about shaping it. Time seemed to disappear while I was working on it.
"I was able to create the appearance of folds in the skin and shadow lines for shoulder blades and hips.
"I also clipped an eye in some of the adult elephants to give it greater authenticity. It was a lot of work and the ears and trunks were a bit tricky but I am pleased with the end result."
Mr Hogg and his wife Vina, who have two children, farm organic vegetables at their 17th century home.
He added: "It's great to see our own herd of elephants every time we look out of the window, even if they are green. They will need a haircut twice a year to smarten them up. But they will be a permanent feature."
The topiary elephants are cut out of a hedge of common box (Buxus sempervirens) which was planted about 200 years ago.

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The Easiest Fire to Put Out

Swiss firefighters save elderly woman from her burning television by changing the channel.
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Zurich authorities say police and firefighters were called to the house of an elderly woman after she reported her television set was burning.
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When they arrived, they discovered no signs of fire or smoke.
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They found instead that the TV was tuned into a German station that in the early morning hours aired the constant image of a fireplace.
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"The fire was extinguished with the press of a button," police said in a statement.
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Man has built his own alarm clock

This is what has gotten this dude to school and work on time for the last 4 years.

He mounted a large air cylinder to the head of his bed and a valve controlled by a computer which he program to wake him up in the morning.

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During a difficult time,

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I saw a billboard sign that said:

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NEED HELP, CALL JESUS 1-800-555-1212

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Out of curiosity, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
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Funny Robin

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