Sunday, August 5, 2007

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Auto Repair Service.
Free pick-up and delivery.
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Our experienced Mom will care for your child.
Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.

Dog for sale:
Eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save!
Limit: one

Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.

3-year old Teacher needed for pre-school
Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set designed to please acook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Dinner Special
Turkey $2.35;
Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.

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