Singles Ad

The following ad appeared in a newspaper. . .

I am SBF (single black female) seeks male companionship age and ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a young, slender and elegant and good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips.
I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

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Turns out the phone number in the ad was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight-week-old black Labrador Retriever. They received 643 calls in the two days the ad ran.

With a face like that, who could resist?