Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Inquiring minds want to know....

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

• Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

• Why is it that no matter what color liquid soap (bath or dish) you use the bubbles are always white?

• Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Yeah, come on you do it too!!

• Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

• How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

• In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

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