Joke for the day

Judgment
When an Arkansas moon shiner who had been convicted a number of times before was again brought into the court,
The judge told him sternly: "Before passing sentence, I want to tell you that you and your sons have given this court more trouble than anyone else in the entire state of Arkansas. Have you anything to say?"

"Well, Judge," said the old fellow, "I just want to say that we haven't given you any more trouble than you've given us."